To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 "You want to be a centre forward son?" "Fucking right da'" "Right you need to be brave and strong. Attack the ball like your life depends on it. Wipe out any defenders in your way. It doesn't matter if you get a black eye or a busted rib just get to the ball" "But I want to play for Rangers da'" "Rangers? Well forget what I just told you. If the ball comes in just shut your eyes and hope for the best." "Thanks da'" Honestly some of our forward play makes it seem like we are afraid to attack the ball and head it into the goal. WTF are they being coached? I've never seen such pussies play up front for us. We put some decent balls into the box but there's no attacking the front post, attacking the defenders, sticking your head in where it hurts. Big Hateley must be cringing when he sees our attempts at attacking the ball these days. McCoist was a warrior compared to this lot. And DJ (the REAL DJ not the current one) probably NEVER lost an aerial battle with anyone. I want heart and fight up front, chase every ball, and stick your head into everything. I've never known a successful team where no one can head a decent cross into the goal. We are hopeless at it. Courtyard Bear 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd 10,756 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 That conversation at the start of your post never happened. Finny and Broxi95 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Lesson 1 would be using your feet to play football. SeparateEntityMyArse and gazza27 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertzLoyalRSC 18,092 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, To Be A Ranger said: "You want to be a centre forward son?" "Fucking right da'" "Right you need to be brave and strong. Attack the ball like your life depends on it. Wipe out any defenders in your way. It doesn't matter if you get a black eye or a busted rib just get to the ball" "But I want to play for Rangers da'" "Rangers? Well forget what I just told you. If the ball comes in just shut your eyes and hope for the best." "Thanks da'" Honestly some of our forward play makes it seem like we are afraid to attack the ball and head it into the goal. WTF are they being coached? I've never seen such pussies play up front for us. We put some decent balls into the box but there's no attacking the front post, attacking the defenders, sticking your head in where it hurts. Big Hateley must be cringing when he sees our attempts at attacking the ball these days. McCoist was a warrior compared to this lot. And DJ (the REAL DJ not the current one) probably NEVER lost an aerial battle with anyone. I want heart and fight up front, chase every ball, and stick your head into everything. I've never known a successful team where no one can head a decent cross into the goal. We are hopeless at it. No. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Siwel said: That conversation at the start of your post never happened. How do you know that ? Are you insinuating I made it up? How dare you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, AlbertzLoyalRSC said: No. Ok didn't work then? Just trying to put a different slant on things Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsa 3,906 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Lesson one would def be kicking the ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim1690 4,534 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 But they might get a concussion if they head the ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Heading the ball isn't anywhere near lesson one tbh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Where's these guys come from Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirlingBear72 476 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Definitely not his Da. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Lesson 1 would be using your feet to play football. Where the fuck did lesson 1 come from? We're on heidy lessons now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 a metaphorical situation to far To Be A Ranger 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, To Be A Ranger said: Where the fuck did lesson 1 come from? We're on heidy lessons now Your title ya mad man. And yer da sells Avon. Gooooooooaaaaaaaallllll. plumbGER 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, murzo said: Your title ya mad man. And yer da sells Avon. Gooooooooaaaaaaaallllll. cheers mate. And what's up with Avon ya mong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, To Be A Ranger said: Where the fuck did lesson 1 come from? We're on heidy lessons now Have you edited the title? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Just now, plumbGER said: Have you edited the title? Tried but don't know how to plumbGER 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 "hey dad I want to play heady-tennis" "then first, learn how to kick the ball son". Joking aside, if Morelos, Windass and Murphy had been able to head the ball we would have won 6-0 on aggregate. HG5 and SeparateEntityMyArse 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, To Be A Ranger said: Tried but don't know how to Well that's where i got lesson 1 from Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Just now, plumbGER said: Well that's where i got lesson 1 from I'm not playing any more plumbGER 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,275 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 So that's where my da went! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Yeah I know it's my own fault but fuck yeaz all. I know what I meant HG5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 “But I want to play for Rangers da” “ well forget what i just told you son and say 3 Hail Marys ya wee turncoat bastard” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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