Smile 26,622 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,639 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Patient zero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 So no shaking hands but you can grab, pull, spit and blow your nose all over the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenoz 31,075 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Does that mean no more tackling in the game either. May as well go home, games a bogey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd Flute 14,036 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said: Patient zero. Uglybeadovirus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 25,755 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just call the season off ffs man it's in everyone's interests. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,639 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Just now, KingKirk said: Just call the season off ffs man it's in everyone's interests. Aye we've got a tour of Japan planned as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoodyBlue1872 3,078 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 What a pile of shite. Utterly ridiculous. A contact sport, but shaking hands is deemed a risk. Fuck off with this nonsense. Loonballs. This coronavirus hysteria is getting out of hand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd Flute 14,036 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, KingKirk said: Just call the season off ffs man it's in everyone's interests. Imagine it mate, the tarriers don't get 9 in a row, but Liverpool, looking at their first title since jesus was an apprentice joiner, imagine it, ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,509 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingKirk said: Just call the season off ffs man it's in everyone's interests. I said it in the politics thread, but I was really proud of it so im saying it again. If the Corona Virus cancels the season, we should start a petition to have it renamed the 'Carlsberg Virus'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, bluenoz said: Does that mean no more tackling in the game either. May as well go home, games a bogey. At least if they ban tackling we might get a chance to play football in Scotland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LochendBilly 8,416 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Good! All this happy clapping, hand shaking nonsense never happened in the past, just a good old fashioned handshake after the game.😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadron Collider 31,179 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 30 minutes ago, Smile said: Elbowing and grabbing opponents nuts excluded along with high tackles. All good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Hadron Collider said: Elbowing and grabbing opponents nuts excluded along with high tackles. All good. All the supporters are sitting next to each other coughing and spluttering as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,146 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 @BigChief will be in meltdown in his bomb shelter atm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertent 2,081 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: @BigChief will be in meltdown in his bomb shelter atm Hell be erect the minute he hears the news on short wave radio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 54,055 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 30 minutes ago, MoodyBlue1872 said: What a pile of shite. Utterly ridiculous. A contact sport, but shaking hands is deemed a risk. Fuck off with this nonsense. Loonballs. This coronavirus hysteria is getting out of (gloved) hand. Minor amendment for you mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 54,055 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Msm: Steven Gerrard refuses to shake hands with opposing managers in disgusting display of disrespect. And Neil Lennon leads the way in spfl anti Coronavirus campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetheart 8,458 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 FOOTBALL grounds have been urged to improve their hygiene to help guard against coronavirus after claims stadiums often failed to provide fans with even soap and water. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18277994.scottish-football-grounds-told-game-hygiene-tackle-coronavirus/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV 568 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Some fans provide their own Lidl bags. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddybear1975 2,057 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Courtyard Bear said: So no shaking hands but you can grab, pull, spit and blow your nose all over the place. And that's just on Alfredo... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 54,055 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sweetheart said: FOOTBALL grounds have been urged to improve their hygiene to help guard against coronavirus after claims stadiums often failed to provide fans with even soap and water. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18277994.scottish-football-grounds-told-game-hygiene-tackle-coronavirus/ Soap and water? Pissed in the sink up at the sheep many a time as they didnt even have enough urinals 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,146 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, Sweetheart said: FOOTBALL grounds have been urged to improve their hygiene to help guard against coronavirus after claims stadiums often failed to provide fans with even soap and water. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18277994.scottish-football-grounds-told-game-hygiene-tackle-coronavirus/ Thankfully at Ibrox we don't have that issue. Toilets are a delight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd Flute 14,036 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: Thankfully at Ibrox we don't have that issue. Toilets are a delight Get out of there with Coronavirus, youve won a watch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,639 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: Thankfully at Ibrox we don't have that issue. Toilets are a delight The wully watchers keeping us safe from disease, superb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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