C*ltc

[Howsitgoing 4,281]

3 minutes ago, soulboy said:

it's not 36 it's 38

It’s not happening anyway, even they couldn’t pull that off. We would be the only main league in Europe to do that and they are all affected with Covid at the same rate as we are. 

[Dickie 12,905]

20 minutes ago, Siam69 said:

So we've had Jullien, Rogic and Turnbull in the Taig Covid sweepstake.

Anymore takers, can i buy two tickets, i want Thumb, and that ugly French cunt to get it again.

They have more than one ugly French cunt so you’ll need to narrow it down.

[Paisley Blue Loyal 11,178]

celtic hopelessly out of touch going to Dubai and that’s from Andy Walker Ffs 😂

[Assegai 7,803]

It's not even a good Covid.

[Blueshoff 11,810]

If they can’t play the game due to their players COVID the spfl will then award sellik the game 3-0.

its in the rules that will be made next week.

[Paisley Blue Loyal 11,178]

3 minutes ago, Blueshoff said:

If they can’t play the game due to their players COVID the spfl then sellik will be awarded the game 3-0.

its in the rules that will be made next week.

Think it comes under the sub section that states they were due to give someone a good skelping anyway 😂

[Clemdog 39,389]

Hibs, Livi & Livi  

[King Jela 20,361]

1 hour ago, .Williamson. said:

Call it 4 points 

 

We'll just need to keep winning, and then beat them in March to widen the gap to 7. 

[demise 3,517]

Just now, King Jela said:

We'll just need to keep winning, and then beat them in March to widen the gap to 7. 

Or 27. 

[King Jela 20,361]

Just now, demise said:

Or 27. 

Did you no read the tweet above? We're only, really, 4 points in front the now because they'll obviously win all their games before playing us again. 

[Supersonic 4,654]

Be surprised if fuck all happens sadly. Any other team and they'd be punished heavily.

Should be hammered for this shite, regardless if it's a total nobody who's positive. They admitted they didn't entirely adhere to the rules in their press conference and now at least 1 so far is positive.

Should be forced into isolation and deducted points now. The player that tested positive - absolutely no chance he wasn't sitting next to a bunch of them for extended periods of time all week given the photo proof of what they were getting up to. 

Hope it rips through them and fucks them up.

[Blueshoff 11,810]

4 minutes ago, King Jela said:

We'll just need to keep winning, and then beat them in March to widen the gap to 7. 

Oh dear.

To think some kids schooling is suffering because they can’t access the internet or don’t have devices and fucking morons like that are allowed.

[demise 3,517]

1 minute ago, King Jela said:

Did you no read the tweet above? We're only, really, 4 points in front the now because they'll obviously win all their games before playing us again. 

Yes. That of course, means they would just coast past us twice and win their other 17 games left. Apparently that user has no doubts about that. 

[King Jela 20,361]

Just now, demise said:

Yes. That of course, means they would just coast past us twice and win their other 17 games left. Apparently that user has no doubts about that. 

None of them seem to. Its quite incredible. 

[King Jela 20,361]

1 minute ago, Blueshoff said:

Oh dear.

To think some kids schooling is suffering because they can’t access the internet or don’t have devices and fucking morons like that are allowed.

Its quite something. 

Bottom of the barrel stuff to give yourself even the mere sight of hope for the rest of the season, we've all been there. 

[Bill8972 479]

From the DR

A leading Scottish public health professor has warned celtic that more players could be forced to self-isolate after a positive Covid-19 test in the Parkhead squad.

The club confirmed on Sunday afternoon that one player had the virus in the round of testing that followed their return from their winter trip to Dubai.

And Dr Linda Bauld believes it's "astonishing" that the winter training camp even went ahead amid the current Covid-19 crisis.

Manager Neil Lennon and his assistant John Kennedy have justified the trip to the UAE, insisting the club were in constant dialogue with the SPFL and SFA joint response group, as well as the Scottish Government.

The unnamed player will be missing for Monday's home match against Hibs.

 

 

But Edinburgh-based Bauld believes more will have to sit out if protocols are followed correctly, given the virus' ability to spread on transport and the bubble environment in which the players were training in.

She tweeted: "I'd be very confident that any contacts including while travelling will be required to self-isolate, using existing definitions of a close contact.

"Plus the club needs to ensure that the player is isolating. That will protect others. Quite astonishing that they went to Dubai."

[KingKirk 25,643]

Surely Hibs will be demanding that the scum first team must isolate. They are 7/1 atm to win the morra

 

 

[Blueshoff 11,810]

1 minute ago, King Jela said:

Its quite something. 

Bottom of the barrel stuff to give yourself even the mere sight of hope for the rest of the season, we've all been there. 

I doubt even the maddest on here have ever been that deluded*

 

 

Excludes Politics sub forum.

[magic8ball 27,901]

57 minutes ago, TEFTONG said:

Good evening chaps. Something for the weekend. All true facts. 
My favourite is number 9. 

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...

Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David,

Hearts - Charlemagne,

Clubs -Alexander the Great,

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...

So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

7. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service.

'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

8. In 1696, William III of England introduced a property tax that required those living in houses with more than six windows to pay a levy. In order to avoid the tax, house owners would brick up all windows except six. (The Window Tax lasted until 1851, and older houses with bricked-up windows are still a common sight in the U.K.) As the bricked-up windows prevented some rooms from receiving any sunlight, the tax was referred to as “daylight robbery”!

9.    Since the 1960s celtic Football club have been denying their employees are abusing children, hence why their supporters are internationally known as ‘dirty fenian peado bastards’.

The End.

That’s probably the best 2minutes read Iv had in the site .an education ,apart from no9 ,I already knew that one .

[Blueshoff 11,810]

1 hour ago, TEFTONG said:

Good evening chaps. Something for the weekend. All true facts. 
My favourite is number 9. 

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...

Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David,

Hearts - Charlemagne,

Clubs -Alexander the Great,

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...

So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

7. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service.

'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

8. In 1696, William III of England introduced a property tax that required those living in houses with more than six windows to pay a levy. In order to avoid the tax, house owners would brick up all windows except six. (The Window Tax lasted until 1851, and older houses with bricked-up windows are still a common sight in the U.K.) As the bricked-up windows prevented some rooms from receiving any sunlight, the tax was referred to as “daylight robbery”!

9.    Since the 1960s celtic Football club have been denying their employees are abusing children, hence why their supporters are internationally known as ‘dirty fenian peado bastards’.

The End.

That I really interesting.  Apart from nine which is disgusting.

[Marco 1,449]

7 minutes ago, Bill8972 said:

Manager Neil Lennon and his assistant John Kennedy have justified the trip to the UAE, insisting the club were in constant dialogue with the SPFL and SFA joint response group, as well as the Scottish Government.

I don't doubt for a second that they were. "Enjoy your holidays Neil and bring us back something nice!".

[Moody Blue Legend 61,467]

Get them telt Linda.

[King Jela 20,361]

7 minutes ago, Blueshoff said:

I doubt even the maddest on here have ever been that deluded*

 

 

Excludes Politics sub forum.

I wasn't talking about posters on here 

[plumbGER 24,518]

Anybody naive enough to think the beggars wouldn't try a stunt to attempt to get the season null and void is an idiot.

I'm not saying I think they would succeed with their effort but they are shameless bastards who would stop at nothing to get rewarded.

No shame in denying Child sex abuse wasn't under CFC but indeed a separate entity.

No shame having an 'open secret' of abusing boys at their club.

No shame in bigging up league titles when we were out the league.

No shame in pushing to have us put out of business in 2012.

No shame when they used a fake tour of Japan to hamper us and help them win the league.

No shame in playing for Tommy but not for Phil.

They'll stop at absolutely nothing so let's not kid ourselves on about their M.O here.

 

[Moody Blue 9,352]

11 minutes ago, Bill8972 said:

From the DR

A leading Scottish public health professor has warned celtic that more players could be forced to self-isolate after a positive Covid-19 test in the Parkhead squad.

The club confirmed on Sunday afternoon that one player had the virus in the round of testing that followed their return from their winter trip to Dubai.

And Dr Linda Bauld believes it's "astonishing" that the winter training camp even went ahead amid the current Covid-19 crisis.

Manager Neil Lennon and his assistant John Kennedy have justified the trip to the UAE, insisting the club were in constant dialogue with the SPFL and SFA joint response group, as well as the Scottish Government.

The unnamed player will be missing for Monday's home match against Hibs.

 

 

But Edinburgh-based Bauld believes more will have to sit out if protocols are followed correctly, given the virus' ability to spread on transport and the bubble environment in which the players were training in.

She tweeted: "I'd be very confident that any contacts including while travelling will be required to self-isolate, using existing definitions of a close contact.

"Plus the club needs to ensure that the player is isolating. That will protect others. Quite astonishing that they went to Dubai."

I like her even more than I already did now