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YearsofWar

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  1. 25 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

    Midfield can't control a game????? 

    Today we had 69% of the ball, we had 19 shots on goal and 3 on target, 83% of our shots roughly are off target, Dundee had 31% of the ball, 12 shots on goal with 6 on target 

    Its nothing to do with controlling the game, its how fucking shite we are up front, pre covid shite

    3 shots on target from 19 is an abysmal stat, not just a poor one but abysmal

    In the league we are averaging less than 2 goals per game scored, conceding less than a goal a game, and the goals scored is skewed by us scoring 7 in the livi and county games, 5 goals in 5 games is fucking awful

    How many of those 16 "off target" shots were goal bound efforts that were blocked by the foot, shin, knee or body of one of their 5 centre backs?

  2. 8 hours ago, scottyscott1963 said:

    Imagine the scenes if he managed to drag it out for a few months,then signs on a pre contract for Brenda. 

    At this point his best option would be to wait and sign a pre-contract imo. The amount of arse-licking this penalty merchant has received despite barely kicking a ball in the past 17 months is unbelievable. If he's (apparently) still valued at £20-25m with only 4 and a half months left until he can sign for free then I'm sure his next club will be happy to fork out on a bumper deal for him as they won't have the expense of any transfer fee on top of it. More money in his pockets.

  3. Booing the players for taking the knee is no benefit to us. It will accomplish nothing more than severely pissing off our players who are vitally important to our club and making our support look bad when the BBC run the highlights of it repeatedly all over the UK.

    I don't support taking the knee or BLM at all and I wish the kneeling would stop but our players on the pitch won't see your boo's as an anti-political/anti-BLM protest, they'll only see us as racists. It doesn't matter what your intent is.

    If you can't keep your mouth shut for 3 seconds then make sure you enter the stadium after kick off, then you won't have to deal with it.

  4. 30 minutes ago, Jdee.RFC said:

    Wtf is that about ? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    Likely each hour glass represents 5 years of time. There's 3 of them, which is the age of his victims.

    Popcorn teeth aka The man who fucked the 10.

    The wee nonce's gropy paedophile hands.

     

    You work it out.

  5. 8 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

    He obviously thought it was going over the bar😂 bad mistake 😂

    4 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said:

    Fuck knows how he thought that, he jumps about a foot smaller than when he stands, the way rab douglas used to shrink when jumping lol

    3 minutes ago, graeme_4 said:

    What the fuck is Barkas actually thinking there? 😂

    He thought he was playing RB and didn't want to handle the ball.

  6. 1 minute ago, GetToTheChoppa said:

    Quite confused with the 2nd paragraph. If its their budget or him not getting the staff he wanted then its someones fault. 

    Eddie seems like a likeable guy tbh so good on him avoiding that shower of shite club.

    Howe was looking for a guarantee that a horde of Orc's won't launch sharks at them and chase their team bus down the street after they get pumped in their first European qualifier. The board couldn't guarantee it, even with all the tarrier barrier's in the world. It's outwith their control.

  7. 2 hours ago, TheFamousPigeon said:

    What a year for the Just Us Tims team; would make a great highlights reel:

    • Idols pumped out of Europe twice 
    • Smashed about the league
    • 1 goal against their rivals
    • 1 point against their rivals
    • Lost their idol manager (a year earlier)
    • Lost their hero (we're all NL)
    • Lost their Director
    • Lost their fabled 10IAR
    • Laughed/kicked off of Youtube

    :lol: 

    Don't forget they started as The 10 In A Row Podcast but eventually had to change it - after weeks of refusal - when they were beaten by us and drew with Hibs and Livi.

  8. 29 minutes ago, MVRanger said:

    I have found that the unwashed hordes especially dislike the "Natural Order Restored" approach to our resurgence - it must remind them of their proper place as second best.

    If any tech genius can come up with something along these lines it would be much appreciated.👍

    Saw some clown on twitter having a meltdown the other week in response to our Back Where We Belong/Natural Order Restored statements and claiming it isn't where we belong because septic have dominated Scottish football since the 60's. From 1960 to 2010 we won 23 titles and they won 22. The 20 years prior to our relegation we won 13 and they won 7. That's some level of domination from them. :sarcasm:

  9. What's the level below pub team? Genuinely one of the worst matches I've ever seen. No wonder we are miles ahead in the league when this is our competition.

    Has Gollum ever seen anything that isn't a freekick to septic?

  10. 18 minutes ago, esquire8 said:

    Brighton confirming Duffy will not be moving :lol:

     

    17 minutes ago, CooperSF said:

    Very, very close to the best news all year.

    Hopefully the archives from this season will still be around in 30, 40, 50 years time. Otherwise we'll all be auld cunts trying to explain to a new generation of bears how bad Shane Duffy was and none of them will believe us.

  11. 1 hour ago, BlueKnight87 said:

     

    Ooft. It's time hard drive checks with every season ticket purchase became mandatory down at Torbertt Towers.

    That being said I'd be fucking stunned if he wasn't on a register already.

  12. 30 minutes ago, Brackley said:

    Three loans plus a goalkeeper that couldn't catch a cold and a forward that couldn't score in a barrel of fannies.

    Suppose one out of 6 ain't bad. 

    Wasn't long ago they would try to rip the pish out of us every time we made a loan signing. Now they have 3 in their starting 11 and they're screaming to loan a GK and another CB to replace the loan CB they already have. 

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