Master_Betty

Glad clement is giving the officials some shit over their bullshit.

Glad clement is giving the officials some shit over their bullshit.

Glad clement is giving the officials some shit over their bullshit.

Glad clement is giving the officials some shit over their bullshit.

Stewart ”let’s find a way to criticise every Rangers attack”. Hutton can shut him up. 

I expect a win tonight. Injuries or not, we are Rangers and should put this mob to the sword.

Cyriel Dessers has been focus of the fans’ frustrations and there are countless posts, recycled blogs and social media comments about how he’s barely scored more than 10 goals in any season etc etc. This (mis)informs the wide spread opinion that he’s awful and as someone recently put it on RM…..’he’s utter dug shite’.
So I decided to look up his career goals and goal involvements v’s minutes played and compare these with the best Rangers strikers from recent memory and the results paint a rather surprising picture.
If we compare Dessers’ career tally with Alfredo Morelos, Kemar Roofe, Jermaine Defoe, Kris Boyd, Kenny Miller, Dado Prso & Nikita Jelavic he actually has the best career goal return and is the 2nd best when you include assists.
The numbers are as follows:
Dessers = 139.45 mins per goal/101.5 mins per goal involvement
Morelos = 140.60mins per goal/100.02 mins per goal involvement
Boyd = 149.01 mins per goal/126.65 mins per goal involvement
Defoe = 164.61 mins per goal/138 mins per goal involvement
Jelavic =179.56 mins per goal/128.7 mins per goal involvement
Roofe = 203.95 mins per goal/142.77 mins per goal involvement
Prso = 211.11 mins per goal/177.18 mins per goal involvement
Miller = 219.07 mins per goal/162.48 mins per goal involvement
Dessers might not have the grace of Jelavic, the composure of Defoe, the speed of Miller, the aggression of Morelos, the memorable strikes of Boyd, the industry of Prso or the penalty box instincts of Roofe, but so far, in his career, he’s more prolific than all of them.
Food for thought.
Now i’m not saying I’d choose Dessers over any of the others, but he’s clearly not shite if he has a better strike record than all of them.
So rather than pilling on top of him, let’s get behind the lad.
(Disclaimer: these figures are based on Transfermarkt career stats)

Silky imo

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The wife booked a long weekend in Prague about 8 weeks ago for her and myself. She got B&B, Thursday to Sunday for £325 for both of us. Never clocked the dates until a few weeks ago, so will be taking a walk down to the stadium on Thursday night to see if there are any tickets going spare. 

I used to like Barisic, but it boils my piss that whenever he receives the ball he is either stationary or if he takes it in his stride he quickly puts his foot on the ball and comes to a stop.
 
 

The amount of time Barasic and Lundstram have miles of space in front of them to run into but darent do it and pass it back or sideways is unreal.

The amount of time Barasic and Lundstram have miles of space in front of them to run into but darent do it and pass it back or sideways is unreal.

The amount of time Barasic and Lundstram have miles of space in front of them to run into but darent do it and pass it back or sideways is unreal.

The amount of time Barasic and Lundstram have miles of space in front of them to run into but darent do it and pass it back or sideways is unreal.

Get Lundstram off now for Rice.

To the st mirren wanker in the crowd that shouted ,Dig a hole for the bastard at Lovelace when he was lying on the side,I hope he goes home to catch his wife getting pumped by his brother 

Lundstrum is now looking out for Lundstrum. He's moved into full throttle not giving a fuck mode.
It was an abysmal performance and reeks of someone who's checked out. The assist was fine, but it nowhere near made up for how much his play hindered and cost us last night.
Out of contract this summer, best all round if we replaced him with Bailey Rice wherever possible, and got him out the door if possible in January even if for free.  I don't think he likes the criticism and will probably offer even worse performances if he continues to be selected.

I'd genuinely play a team like this, if we drop points so be it but to play the same shitebag imposters again and STILL drop points is unthinkable.
 

Its like we replaced all the bad qualities of Morelos and none of the good ones.

Serves the defender right for chucking both his feet behind him as soon as he felt a little shove on his shoulder.
Hopefully makes him think twice about ‘going down because he felt contact’. It ruins the game.

Serves the defender right for chucking both his feet behind him as soon as he felt a little shove on his shoulder.
Hopefully makes him think twice about ‘going down because he felt contact’. It ruins the game.

Not rewarding weak defending I like this very much. 

Serves the defender right for chucking both his feet behind him as soon as he felt a little shove on his shoulder.
Hopefully makes him think twice about ‘going down because he felt contact’. It ruins the game.

Argh. My opportunity to make the same joke is ruined 😂