SeparateEntityMyArse 55,321 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 13 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: Obviously speaking from experience. I will be taking a break from here if Dessers scores 29 goals and counting... I'll be sending Dave with a black painted fire extinguisher Drunk and disorderly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post STEPPS BOY 77,457 Posted August 10 Popular Post Share Posted August 10 We can all criticise but basically in same place we were years ago when almost reliant on our number 9 to score our goals. Jamie0202, Blue Skies, Benidormbear and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 13,002 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 12 hours ago, STEPPS BOY said: We can all criticise but basically in same place we were years ago when almost reliant on our number 9 to score our goals. This is what I've been banging on about for ages. It's the other areas of the pitch, particularly the wide forward areas and midfielders, that need to contribute more with goals. I thought Cerny looked decent so hopefully he can help with some more goals like his cracker today. BlueKnight87, Benidormbear and gmcf 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 15,074 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 17 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: I'll be sending Dave with a black painted fire extinguisher Fair enough mate. Apparently anything can become a dildo. I can see a high rised flat from my window. Just the 21 floors. Go Dave!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 12,769 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Rather than an 'all or nothing' bet, how about to keep it interesting 1cm per Desser's goal? beararse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,883 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 40 minutes ago, Blueshoff said: Rather than an 'all or nothing' bet, how about to keep it interesting 1cm per Desser's goal? Incrementally during the season or at the end in a oner ? Blueshoff 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,883 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 On 07/08/2024 at 10:33, RockwellGers said: My thoughts exactly. Vintage Dessers performance, fluff a few chances, piss everyone off, then score a great, important goal. I'll post my song idea once again as it's still as relevant: He's shite He's great He's shite and then he's great Cyriel Dessers, Cyriel Dessers He's shite He's great A lot more shite than great Cyriel Dessers.... He’s great then shite fucks up then makes things right Surreal Dessers, Surreal Dessers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 31,913 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 UB got a new song for him, wee fashions waka waka song rehashed. Was trying to make out the words sure it’s something like Waka waka eh eh 5 million down the drain and Dessers scores again lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 37,436 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 33 minutes ago, Tiger Shaw said: UB got a new song for him, wee fashions waka waka song rehashed. Was trying to make out the words sure it’s something like Waka waka eh eh 5 million down the drain and Dessers scores again lol Thought it was out of order tbh. Glad it died on its arse on Saturday. Need to get behind the guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 31,913 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 3 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: Thought it was out of order tbh. Glad it died on its arse on Saturday. Need to get behind the guy. What Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 37,436 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 minute ago, Tiger Shaw said: What Singing ‘£5m down the drain’ about our centre forward is out of order. Would expect it off the filth, rather than our fans. Some fannies started trying to get the song going on Saturday, and it faded out quickly. plymouthranger, J-Maestro and Tiger Shaw 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 31,913 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 minute ago, graeme_4 said: Singing ‘£5m down the drain’ about our centre forward is out of order. Would expect it off the filth, rather than our fans. Some fannies started trying to get the song going on Saturday, and it faded out quickly. I thought it was more taking the piss out the people moaning about Dessers tbh they followed it instantly with nice one Cyril, they where supporting him not having a go at him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,122 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 42 minutes ago, Tiger Shaw said: UB got a new song for him, wee fashions waka waka song rehashed. Was trying to make out the words sure it’s something like Waka waka eh eh 5 million down the drain and Dessers scores again lol That’s a mess and doesn’t even make sense. How can a player who scores fairly regularly for us and starts every game be 5 million down the drain? Igamane is money down the drain if they want to sing about wasted money Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,122 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Just now, Tiger Shaw said: I thought it was more taking the piss out the people moaning about Dessers tbh they followed it instantly with nice one Cyril, they where supporting him not having a go at him I sincerely hope they haven’t started singing songs directed at other supporters in our own fanbase. That would be beyond tragic Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 31,913 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 minute ago, .Williamson. said: I sincerely hope they haven’t started singing songs directed at other supporters in our own fanbase. That would be beyond tragic Mate I don’t know who it’s directed at first time Ive heard it couldn’t really make out what they’re saying but it’s something like that .Williamson. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,122 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Just now, Tiger Shaw said: Mate I don’t know who it’s directed at first time Ive heard it couldn’t really make out what they’re saying but it’s something like that Not having a go at you mate, I’m just saying it would be tragic if they’re aiming songs at other fans in our support Tiger Shaw 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 31,913 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Just now, .Williamson. said: Not having a go at you mate, I’m just saying it would be tragic if they’re aiming songs at other fans in our support @ForeverAndEverusually knows these things maybe he’ll know the words ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 73,829 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Arsenal were singing it about Havertz as he was written off, Man United sang similar for Martial with a different song. It’ll be aimed at media more than anyone, was sung against Kiev and I don’t think the UB were even there as a group. Tiger Shaw and 35 Yard Dangerman 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,737 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 I really think @Bigdave30 and his valiant offer of entertainment to us deserves its own countdown thread.... Tiger Shaw and Bigdave30 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,122 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 minute ago, ForeverAndEver said: Arsenal were singing it about Havertz as he was written off, Man United sang similar for Martial with a different song. It’ll be aimed at media more than anyone, was sung against Kiev and I don’t think the UB were even there as a group. Makes absolutely zero sense about Dessers Hes a donkey but his numbers aren’t bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 73,829 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Just now, .Williamson. said: Makes absolutely zero sense about Dessers Hes a donkey but his numbers aren’t bad That’s the point though, they’re taking the piss out of the narrative at he’s been a waste of money. Tiger Shaw 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 12,769 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 52 minutes ago, MisterC said: I really think @Bigdave30 and his valiant offer of entertainment to us deserves its own countdown thread.... At least he didn't offer to do anything disgusting and humiliating like wear a sellik top fan hour. Bigdave30 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,737 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Just now, Blueshoff said: At least he didn't offer to do anything disgusting and humiliating like wear a sellik top fan hour. That would be ultimate shame Blueshoff 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 15,249 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 30+ this season, I’m telling you Tiger Shaw, Blueshoff and molesmole 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 73,829 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 I fucking hate him. Imagine listening to the fans backing in that second half and having a go at them because you fucked it, get him to fuck. Scottywellhousetb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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