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It seems the constant beating of Scotland's poorest week in week out has gone to the heads of not only the beasts themselves but also the media. There is talk of beating some sort of record that has stood for 50 years? Come on to fuck get real nothing has been achieved here whatsoever and everyone knows it. That mob are masters at talking themselves up and the media are well versed in giving them full backing. 

Stepping outside their comfort zone of Scotland's worst ever top flight in history, how many games did they win in Europe??

Keep it real guys FFS.

 

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19 hours ago, Rfc52 said:

They've started a petition to get rod Stewart to cancel his tel Aviv concert :lol:

what a fucking state they are 

Trying to get a guy to cancel a gig to suit their own anti-semitic agenda, ye couldnae make these Bastards up.

They have no shame. 

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No matter how much their sycophants in the mhedia bleat on about unbeaten runs and "Invincibles', the history  books will always show that this was the season when they had the worst ever result recorded by a Scottish team in Europe, and also got fucked 7-0 by Barcelona,

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13 minutes ago, harlands plater said:

No matter how much their sycophants in the mhedia bleat on about unbeaten runs and "Invincibles', the history  books will always show that this was the season when they had the worst ever result recorded by a Scottish team in Europe, and also got fucked 7-0 by Barcelona,

not forgetting defeats by the European Heavyweights that are Lincoln Red Imps & Hapoel Beer Sheva

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In statistical terms could it be that the bheast is the richest club in the world to have the most amount of poor fans? Without even taking the home poor into account, they have got the rest of the worlds poor as fans and there are a lot of poor people in the world, dont know the exact figure but its a lot anyway. So, of all the very very rich clubs in the world the bheast has the most amount of poor fans by far, probably.

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6 minutes ago, standup said:

In statistical terms could it be that the bheast is the richest club in the world to have the most amount of poor fans? Without even taking the home poor into account, they have got the rest of the worlds poor as fans and there are a lot of poor people in the world, dont know the exact figure but its a lot anyway. So, of all the very very rich clubs in the world the bheast has the most amount of poor fans by far, probably.

Substitute poor with stupid fantasists and you're about there mate

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2 hours ago, standup said:

In statistical terms could it be that the bheast is the richest club in the world to have the most amount of poor fans? Without even taking the home poor into account, they have got the rest of the worlds poor as fans and there are a lot of poor people in the world, dont know the exact figure but its a lot anyway. So, of all the very very rich clubs in the world the bheast has the most amount of poor fans by far, probably.

Pish! Do you see poor kids in Africa, and Asia, wearing their strips? No you don't! Their kids are usually wearing, knock off, Barcelona, and Real Madrid, tops, or some EPL teams strip. Outside of the Thai Tims, I've never seen anyone wearing their colours. Even big Jock knows that.?

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12 hours ago, standup said:

In statistical terms could it be that the bheast is the richest club in the world to have the most amount of poor fans? Without even taking the home poor into account, they have got the rest of the worlds poor as fans and there are a lot of poor people in the world, dont know the exact figure but its a lot anyway. So, of all the very very rich clubs in the world the bheast has the most amount of poor fans by far, probably.

A beacon of light in a dark world. Thats how they see themselves. Looneys.

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Dont forget palestine with densely populated cities full of selik fans. Another thing I wondered about was Rod Stewart' he's got lots of fans and they must support selick too I dont know the rate of poverty among rod stewart fans. You never see him giving away CDs and doing free shows for poor people.

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Brendan has urged Gordon to stay and emulate Edwin Van Der Sar's success at Man Utd

What an utterly bizarre and hilarious comparison, VDS is a Champions League winner, about a 3-time EPL winner and one of the best goalkeepers the EPL has ever seen

How the fuck are they comparable? :lol: 

If he means a clean sheet record or something fair enough but to just compare the two is insane

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28 minutes ago, Gaz52 said:

Brendan has urged Gordon to stay and emulate Edwin Van Der Sar's success at Man Utd

What an utterly bizarre and hilarious comparison, VDS is a Champions League winner, about a 3-time EPL winner and one of the best goalkeepers the EPL has ever seen

How the fuck are they comparable? :lol: 

If he means a clean sheet record or something fair enough but to just compare the two is insane

Seen that and two things sprung to mind......was Brenda thinking Gordon could emulate van Der sar when he dropped him for de vries, and 2ndly what do you think Brenda would do if Chelsea offered him the managers job?

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1 hour ago, Rfc52 said:

They've came up with this breathtaking piece of satire. 

Fuck knows why they think this is what the media do for us but there yae go

 

 

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Hang on... are you insinuating that a Taig has taken the time to create something football related, which is 100% about Rangers?

 

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