* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[SuperPapac05 3,383]

My answer to quote 2 is ... NO!!!! 

[jackunion 536]

ye think Barca will do a swap deal with the shettlestons in exchange for wee jay ?

[gazza27 15,283]

5 hours ago, ForeverAndEver said:

@FootyAccums he could have run any league! i absolutely adore Messi, but i think Larsson was a better striker than him and Ronaldo!

Fuck sake these cunts are no well in the heed

[harlands plater 16,986]

3 hours ago, B1872 said:

Tarriers in my work are pretty adamant that they're signing Gerrard. ??

Aye some cunt called Gerrard O'Malley from Coatbridge or Croy or Carfin maybe.

[dee9 3,972]

Cant understand anyone getting their knickers in a twist over the potential signing of gerrard. Hes 37 ffs and about a 10th of the player he once was. I would actually prefer them to sign him rather than someone with potential to be sold on for a few quid.

 

Bring the cunt on

 

[ZZed 4,510]

wow, just wow. The delusional ones know no bounds except reality.

[Domthenbud 899]

14 hours ago, dee9 said:

Cant understand anyone getting their knickers in a twist over the potential signing of gerrard. Hes 37 ffs and about a 10th of the player he once was. I would actually prefer them to sign him rather than someone with potential to be sold on for a few quid.

 

Bring the cunt on

 

Think liewells eyes might be rolling and thinking of jersey sales to the worlds most gullible fan base. Don't see any other reason for the speculation.

[centenarystand 2,227]

That scouser would  cost a few quid in wages.

The young frog scored a couple last night against England U21s. Cant see him still being there come 1st Feb.

[Gaz52 11,837]

Gerard will have no interest, he wants a coaching role he says, unless Rodgers offers him one then I can't see this happening

If he uses his head he should go back to Liverpool and be part of the squad that wins the EPL. That'll shut the whole of England up

[Gaz52 11,837]

This is random I know but was it ever clear why Paul McBride, QC, killed himself? 

I've got an itching feeling that he was inundated with pro-bono requests 'fae wan tim tae anuther' and he couldn't take it anymore 

"awright Phaul bhoy. Av been done wae a racial n geen my wee cousin a BJ cud u reprazent me fae wan tim tae anutha. Fail Fail"

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

The tims will not sign Gerrard FFS  

[Gaz52 11,837]

4 minutes ago, BF2 said:

The tims will not sign Gerrard FFS  

You sure mate 

I heard he's signing with Schweinsteiger, Hernanes, Rhodes and Fabregas

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

19 minutes ago, Gaz52 said:

You sure mate 

I heard he's signing with Schweinsteiger, Hernanes, Rhodes and Fabregas

They all love ra paradise so rey do.

[WCPRANGERS1 2,997]

Hope everyone was in attendance of the speshul world premiere the other night.....

http://glasgow.carpediem.cd/events/823763-anyone-but-celtic-world-premiere-at-celtic-park/

[Gaz52 11,837]

16 minutes ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

Hope everyone was in attendance of the speshul world premiere the other night.....

http://glasgow.carpediem.cd/events/823763-anyone-but-celtic-world-premiere-at-celtic-park/

Fat Alligator certainly was. Check how many seats the fat bastard required

[Max1872 436]

1 hour ago, Gaz52 said:

This is random I know but was it ever clear why Paul McBride, QC, killed himself? 

I've got an itching feeling that he was inundated with pro-bono requests 'fae wan tim tae anuther' and he couldn't take it anymore 

"awright Phaul bhoy. Av been done wae a racial n geen my wee cousin a BJ cud u reprazent me fae wan tim tae anutha. Fail Fail"

Strangle wank.

[Max1872 436]

Wee Jay's got a wikipedia page lol 

[Gaz52 11,837]

What is it that's actually wrong with Wee Gay other than being a Celtic fan? What illness/disease is it he's got?

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

14 minutes ago, Max1872 said:

Wee Jay's got a wikipedia page lol 

Poor wee Jay.  Unable to lick windows due to the size of his chins.

[ForeverAndEver 71,526]

He slipped on Wee Jay's slabbers, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

[WCPRANGERS1 2,997]

2 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

Fat Alligator certainly was. Check how many seats the fat bastard required

This Larkin character he's either UBER obssessed or knows how to part the tarriers "hard earned" cash from them....

[Max1872 436]

45 minutes ago, Gaz52 said:

What is it that's actually wrong with Wee Gay other than being a Celtic fan? What illness/disease is it he's got?

Look at him ffs

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Expect another £20m to be slapped onto Dembele after scoring for Frances under-21s

[SuperPapac05 3,383]

2 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

What is it that's actually wrong with Wee Gay other than being a Celtic fan? What illness/disease is it he's got?

Is it no down syndrome? 

Whatever it is, it's revolting just how much Celtic exploit the wee shit.

Look at that kid (sorry, can't remember his name) who had cancer and was a bear. Rangers sent him support and gave him a day he'll never forget. No continuous exploitation there from Rangers, just doing what they can to help the boy out without any agenda. 

[cushynumber 25,178]

4 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

What is it that's actually wrong with Wee Gay other than being a Celtic fan? What illness/disease is it he's got?

He was born with Downs Syndrome. He was born with a 3rd copy of Chromosome 21 (so in doctor terms its "Trisomy 21"). Its a genetic disorder rather than a disease or illness, though people with Downs are typically more prone to illness and disease.