*** The Official Inverness CT vs Rangers Match Thread ***

[DeanMK 4,670]

Does Waghorn clean his boots with jam?

Simply cannot control a ball or take a shot without slicing it.

[Smile 26,610]

My Liver going to need transplanting if we keep playing like this week after week.

 

[Guest Lloyd72]

We better show a bit of fight in the second half I've got us to win and both teams to score

[crazy bob swollenbaws 1,868]

2 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said:

It was a great finish but there wasn't much pace on the ball. On the replay, it looks like Fod's sight was blocked by a defender and by the time he could see it was too late, sadly.........

But that is why u shoot. To make some luck. Obstructing goalie sight, spills, deflections. They all lead to opportunities.  We dont shoot however.

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

4 minutes ago, Smile said:

If Waghorn had held that Barrie McKay pass up we would have not conceded,

If we'd won all our games so far this season we'd be top of the league. Bordering on a Warburton statement there.

[The Ghost 431]

Wasn't Wes's fault. He was positioned ok but the bend took it way out of his reach. Slack defending opened the goal area wide and let him choose his spot. It would have beaten most keepers. No urgency to close the ball down.

[EastEnclosureBear 2,923]

Get that guy with the red jacket as manager 

[barrymorrison1 1,033]

1 minute ago, Support_The_Troops said:

Nearly every shot from outside the box beats our keeper hes pish 

I just said that to the bread knife.

Every time an opposition player has a shot from distance our keeper is immediately in trouble. 

[Moody Blue 9,395]

What a shambles we are, bossed by the team at the bottom of the league. Terrible terrible group of players, they all need hunted from our club.  

[sandyinroyalblue 16,478]

I wonder if the liar of a chairman will be watching the game ?

[loyal 136]

Waggy should try putting that inhaler up his arse just a waste of a shirt him and Halliday

[Johnny Dangerously 7,562]

5 minutes ago, Gaffbear said:

I'm away to knock fuck out someone 

My cat hides under the bed when I'm watching the Rangers.

[Hilly86 706]

3 minutes ago, Smile said:

If Waghorn had held that Barrie McKay pass up we would have not conceded,

If I was rich and better looking, I'd have more of a chance with Jennifer Lawrence - think Martyn and I will both have to accept our severe limitations.

[Scottyarf37 963]

All season the system has hampered us scoring.....as anyone playing wide of the front 3 actually scored from there all fucking season. It's criminal....

Two attacking full backs and two "Wingers" all trying to go to byline....to cross to nae cunt... Sick of this shit. 

Waghorn can't score.....Mckay can't score so they don't play.

Two up front..... One Am that can shoot.  

This season is turning into an embarrassment.  

Worst attempt to goal ratio in the whole league.....lose first goal every single fucking game

Team of pretenders 

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Can we not just inject the players with amphetamines at half time? They don't give a shit about our health so who the fuck cares about theirs?

[CottonRunt 978]

Waghorn has to come off.  I would stick garner up front and have him play central only.  None of this false 9 stuff Miller is trying to do.

Get the ball out wide and cross as soon as possible. 

[wearethepeople1 3,897]

Totally numb 

not even angry 

not one part of me thinks we will come back and win this game against bottom of the league Inverness 

are the board even watching the games? Murty should have been in for the cup game and that was it. 

Total Despair 

[EastEnclosureBear 2,923]

It's a fucking hit and hope with his wee pishy celebration

[Ivybank 4,588]

Anybody who thought we would win this, doesn't watch rangers middle of the table team,worst rangers team ever

[TopCat 4,511]

2 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said:

Toral can get so far to fuck, for a player from Barcelona and Arsenal his passing is rotten.

Exactly what I was thinking mate. He looks very poor for a player from Barca.

[Howsitgoing 4,281]

A new manager will have his work cut out to make any of them imposters Rangers players. I hope there's atleast 3 kids ready to make the step up or the Europa spot will be irrelevant. The 1st round will be our lot. 

[beechwood bear 559]

These players are a fuckin disgrace to that jersey. Get everyone of them tae fuck. No heart,no skill,no desire. I feel like going fucking Tonto here.

[JR 1,480]

It's not over yet ffs. 

[Big Al 55 9,275]

I thought we played pretty well, blistering start, should have scored, lost a goal to a terrible deflection.

[Junior Soprano 22,428]

I'd love to fucking crack everyone of them and through them out in the street.

Fucking farcical cunts.