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1 hour ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:

Rumour has it that Usain Bolt (a free agent) is interested in signing for Rangers. He is looking for a $3million a year salary plus bolt-ons.

According to a source very close to the Glasgow club the fastest man in the world seeks to join the multiple world record holders and hopes to add to his trophy cabinet. 

Bolt has trained with various clubs in his attempt to make the cross-over to soccer and has shown interest in the Scottish club. The signing would attract huge media attention to the club which recently signed Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard as their manager. 

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That a pun?

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54 minutes ago, Yonner said:

Bolt has the nickname "Lightning Bolt" due to his name and speed. He is Catholic and known for making the sign of the cross before racing competitively, and he wears a Miraculous Medal during his races. His middle name is St. Leo

This should make him a real favourite at Ibrox.....

The black MOH.

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1 hour ago, OhW said:

No they didn't. As if a club would come out and say that. It was said by Perth Glory forward Andy Keogh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45988823

 

Ok - but basically he’s no player and not what we need - love him but no thanks 

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1 hour ago, OhW said:

Why did you say that? It has nothing to do with the point the guy was making.

Like it did for -insert which ever Australian team he plays for

He does not play for anyone. Free agent. Problem with that?

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1 minute ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:

Like it did for -insert which ever Australian team he plays for

He does not play for anyone. Free agent. Problem with that?

His point was that the "huge media attention" you claim he would bring wasn't enough for @EatDolphins to even know which Australian team he was at.

Him being a free agent now doesn't take away from that point.

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2 minutes ago, OhW said:

His point was that the "huge media attention" you claim he would bring wasn't enough for @EatDolphins to even know which Australian team he was at.

Him being a free agent now doesn't take away from that point.

You sitting next to him? My source will be raging with this criticism

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19 minutes ago, Blue Avenger said:

Best fucking thread here in a long time.

He is big cunt. Maybe he could kick a few bastards.

Cameo appearances for the last ten minutes and earn a fucking fortune in sponsorship.

Get the cunt here. Too much fucking misery about.

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Aye turn the misery into a comedy show.

 

What a lot of shite this is.

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