Dutchy 1,200 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 EXCUSIVE: It's been revealed by our courageous and intrepid reporters that Rangers FC are signing players with two feet. The problem is that they're disrespecting the rest of Scottish football by using both of them. The laws of the game must be changed before Rangers FC begin to win things again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 "Kenny Miller Ate My Hamster" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac 1,405 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Rangers suspended for not having entertainment licence, Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclovin9091 1,388 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Nae complaints here about sporting integrity.Disgusting piece of piss-taking out of such a shite keeper, to make him go the wrong way as well, utterly disgusting. All by a seasoned pro of several years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanjo 26,330 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Disgraceful Rangers put five past Hibs and celebrate. Police Scotland will this morning investigate horrific scenes of Rangers cleaning the floor with their no-mark competitors and relegation favourites Hibs Or something as such Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Rangers in Crisis as they only beat hibs by 5 goals. Stubbs says it wasn't a 5-0 game so spfl award them the points . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Sams 1,950 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 "Warburton's English mercenaries crush proud Hibs. SFA calls for investigation into abuse of cross-border loan deals undermining Scottish football." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,640 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Police are looking for several men in connection to a sickening sectarian attack.The incident happened around 11:30 last night when 2 youths were set upon by 3 men in Suchiehall st.police say one man was subjected to sickening sectarian slurs by a fat repulsive toothless man aged 30-35 and wearing a green hooped jumper...it is thought by police he is a rangers fan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshootshescores 1,905 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It actually works, the negative headlines and stories. A bear at lunch was talking about the Oduwa bit of skill and actually said "it was class, even though he shouldn't have done it". He was corrected and put in his place but it shows you what impact these headlines have.This is an important point. Recently the Rhancid Rhecord carried a story quoting Darren Fletcher in his fullsome praise of James McLean. Ignoring the obvious question of why they are even interested in an Irish player playing for an English club, the more disturbing aspect is that it is now acceptable to overtly promote republicans in this way. Remember the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd true bluenose 86 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Hibernian Manager, Alan Stubbs, claims Rangers were being disrespectful and "ripping the pish" by only playing with one ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,409 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 rangers fined for not ordering enough stretchers for flair players injured by humming full backs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It actually works, the negative headlines and stories. A bear at lunch was talking about the Oduwa bit of skill and actually said "it was class, even though he shouldn't have done it". He was corrected and put in his place but it shows you what impact these headlines have.media is full of taigs and the 'Athletic Wing' learned from their masters in Oirland. Bastards are experts at manipulating the media. Look how we used to sing 'go home ya h*** AT THEM and how they turned the word against us.Liars from the cradle to the grave Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amato 3,016 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 "Warburton magic hat in KKK shame""Didn't realise we had bought restricted view tickets" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm still waiting on the headline saying police arrest green clad atttackers who bottled 10 year old boy! Still one can dream eh ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclovin9091 1,388 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Hibernian Manager, Alan Stubbs, claims Rangers were being disrespectful and "ripping the pish" by only playing with one ball.AW I'm in fucking stitches man!!! Good effort. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Rangers new signings Tavernier, Oduwa and Zelalem is a deliberate attempt at restricting free speech claim Dyslectic Mhedia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The SNP Government and the SFA to restrict the number of English players allowed to sign for Scottish Championship club, Rangers, in the interests of Sporting Integrity and anti English / anti Unionist bigotry Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Hopefully there will be a headline tomorrow "Mark Warburton and Westminster blamed for celtics crushing defeat by Malmö in qualifier" ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
northern sea warrior 14 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Rangers disrespect old 'world record*'Rangers 37 Hibernian 0 HT 5-0Play second half with just Oduwa on the park.*other world records are available Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,122 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 "New EBT charges to be laid at the doors of Ibrox"The Rangers are to be investigated over claims they are breaking the law by employing players of a high standard, capable of the utmost disrespect, but denying them their legal right to an EBT contract.A source at HMRC (Who eventually had to agree that EBTs' were legal) was heard to say, "It is a disgrass, so it is, a complete disgrass".A concerned member of the public (who actually shouldn't have been allowed out alone) was also heard passionately crying, "Shite, that's whit it is, pure Shite".No one at Ibrox was capable of commenting on this matter, as whenever approached, all they did was burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter. When this behaviour was reported back to our editor he wept, yes wept, like a bitch, and muttered something about "This feel good factor at Ibrox should be illegal, It's jist no right".Also on pages 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 and right through to the back page, we give you the lowdown on just how sick and obsessed we are about all thing Rangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Rangers to be docked points for unfair loanees.New sporting integrity clauses retrospectively added to loan regulations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidermansGaffer 2,552 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 peter lawwell & ǝpɐbıɹq uǝǝɹb ǝɥʇ join forces to start a petition to get Prince William's name changed to something less offensive to the poor tims. Declan O'Flaherty (36 & unemployed) stated today "it's gonna be brutal when William becomes King maaaan, they h*** will be pyoor loving it. They'll huv Union Jacks wi King Billy oan them everywhere, it's no fair & its pyoor rascist against us by the way so it is.Suggestions so far include - Gerard, Sean & John Paul. The Queen (who has seen off more Popes than cancer) is presently holidaying at Balmoral and due to surpass the magnificent 63 year reign of her great, great grandmother Queen Victoria, stated "One will not listen to any rebellious republican nonsense regarding my grandsons fine Protestant name & one may even consider adding to the celebrations by abdicating the throne to William when my team, The Famous Glasgow Rangers lift their world record 55th League title next season"Local Catholics were left reeling at this response & have gathered around parkhead for a candlelight vigil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemacbrd 32 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 IBROX TO HOST BULLFIGHT Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky89 12 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 RANGERS SECRET SHAME- CECIL THE LION KILLERS GREAT UNCLES FRIEND OF A FRIEND BROTHER IN LAWS COUSIN ONCE REMOVED IS A RANGERS FAN!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 "Never An 8-0 Game" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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