Sunday Morning Pre-Scum Game Routine

[G.E.C. 18,792]

Sorry, I just misread that when I was scrolling down. Thought you said - 6 hour shit first and foremost and then just watch the game on the big screen.

I'll probably lock myself in the work cubical, I'll be such a nervous wreck throughout.

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

I'll probably lock myself in the work cubical, I'll be such a nervous wreck throughout.

The game will probably feel like it's only 15min long, old firm games usually feel like they are shorter than 90min because of the nerves and the complete focus you have on the game, this game's going to be even worse. That is of course if we're not getting beat after 2min!

[PaulReid 184]

Always a bottle of tonic and likely YouTube watching old OF's before heading for the bus.

Fry-up? No eating on a matchday for me fs!

Eatings cheating

[Theulstergazelle 27]

When i was like 11/12 i played the awld pes games rangers v celtic.

[Ayrshire_Bear 69]

Breakfast, bevvy, bus.

[novosleftboot 6,285]

Would normally be up early doors and pace around the front room, a bag of nerves, waiting for a reasonable time to crack the first can open. Then, after 7am, on it - tunes blaring getting into the zone (amusing the kids and pissing off the missus)

This week, however, I have cricket nets from 9-10.30 so it'll be home for a shower and on it by 11.00, still a bag of nerves and pissing off the missus!

[ObanBoy 74]

Bus at 9, should hit glasgow about 11:30 depending on traffic. Straight to the pub, get fulla nonsense and see where the day takes me

[Escobar 13,676]

Hopefully up early to watch Andy Murray in the Oz Open Final with a few beers, ready and to the pub and then bus.

[Delboy_79 23]

Fry up breakfast, few beers in the pub at 11am before bus leave at 12pm.

[TMB 14,167]

Few lines a charlie and a sharp stabber.

[delamonty 992]

As many Bears have said.... up early, shower, shite n shave (depends on the night before). Being over here.. just hit F5 on RM until the match starts on RTV. Try and hide the bevvy from the Missus (at least try... it never works). Match starts at 8:30am my time

I always stand during OF matches -- never sit. Screaming at the telly. "Break that fucking cunts legs" is usually the norm. I am the quintessential 90 minute bigot -- and proud of it.

[Theulstergazelle 27]

Lets be honest we are all gona turn the fuck up no matter the score. organise a meet up at some youngsters bar. single ones this is.

[DP FC 400]

The game will probably feel like it's only 15min long, old firm games usually feel like they are shorter than 90min because of the nerves and the complete focus you have on the game, this game's going to be even worse. That is of course if we're not getting beat after 2min!

I find if we go ahead early, then the game lasts an eternity, this one will be ten times worse.

[rfc_watp 1,503]

Would normally be up early doors and pace around the front room, a bag of nerves, waiting for a reasonable time to crack the first can open. Then, after 7am, on it - tunes blaring getting into the zone (amusing the kids and pissing off the missus)

This week, however, I have cricket nets from 9-10.30 so it'll be home for a shower and on it by 11.00, still a bag of nerves and pissing off the missus!

You play cricket? What a poof.

[novosleftboot 6,285]

You play cricket? What a poof.

Geez a kiss!

[gogzy 31,195]

Ill get up about 12. Make a coffee and a joint.

fire on the staunch tunes till RangerChat call in starts. Call in and probably argue with ED

Settle in for the game and then go to work

[Sket 13,610]

Fucking battle fever is well and truly taking hold now.

[cr3_bear 14,873]

booze and bigotry!

[OlegKuznetsov 10,816]

Have a wank, go to the toilet, have a wank, clean my teeth, have a wank, make some eggs bacon and beans, have a wank, eat my breakfast, have a wank, put my shoes on, have a wank, look for my keys while having a wank, lock my door, have a wank, then I travel on the train up to Glasgow from Ardrossan, all the time having a big long wank.

You're a wanker.

No offence, but you've pretty much said it yourself.

[Guest]

Whenever i walk into the stadium and get to my seat at OF games I always shout "Right Rangers, intae these dirty f****n bastards!"

At the last OF at Ibrox i got in and shouted it as usual, some old guy a few rows down turned and shouted "Oi!" and pointed at me, i thought "smashin, this old dicks gonnae point me out to the steward and im getting huckled out of here"...but the guy looked at me for a second and shouted to me "dirty SMELLY fen**n bastards!". No one gives a fuck on OF day haha

[KeyserSoze 14,548]

Wake up. Scratch ma baws check my tickets. Roll n square have a jobby. Check my tickets. Have another jobby then a shower ( slice sausage working already). Look at my tickets again. Huge mug of coffee. I am driving so booze free. Turn back at lochwinnoch cos I forgot my tickets.

Fucking cannot wait. Mon the Gers.

[Dietspam 733]

Wake up. Annoy the wife with excessive loud farting. Jobby. Meet ma da for breakie and then off to the match.

[10pshortof17pound 2,493]

booze and bigotry!

End of thread and not necessarily in that order

[BlearyEyedBear 4,148]

A wee visit to the Korova for a milk+ or two, just to sharpen me up like.

Cheers.

[gmcf 34,234]

Saturday night , usual party with the wife . Once she coups it , on here geeing myself up and posting shite till 3,4,5 ish.

Then get the boys up , jump on a 23 , and all get a fish supper for our breakfast outside Hampden before the game.