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CSI Stonehaven are following several lines of enquiry, a man called “Sandy” was seen in red white and blue flip flops marching along the shore. Another man named “Bobby” was allegedly up to his knees in fine sand. 

Problem is there is no sand on this beach, it’s all pebbles and empty cans.

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7 minutes ago, BigDak said:

I mean, fair enough, it’s out of order if someone has kicked over a weans sandcastle - I’d be raging if some prick did that to my wee lass - but how such a thing is deemed worthy of reporting I’ll never know.

Think we all know the answer to that question mate. ?

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STONEHAVEN POLICE BAFFLED

Police in Stonehaven remain baffled by the destruction of sandcastles on Stonehaven beach. 

Patient plods staked out the beach overnight, keeping several sandcastles under close surveillance. However when the sun came up, cops were astonished to find the sandcastles gone. 

"it's as if the sea came up and took them. We have no idea how anyone got past us and wrecked them, but we're pretty sure it must by have been Rangers fans."

Police Scotland have set up a 50 man task force to track down the culprits. 

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The whole reason this was printed was for this one sentence. 

“I know all clubs have their fair share of idiots – but it does seem like you tend to hear more of this behaviour from Rangers fans." 

This is the agenda that's being peddled and has been for years. 

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8 hours ago, scottyc06 said:

I actually checked & checked again to make sure this wasn’t a wind up site but it’s actually legit! 

wow, just wow!! 

 

Rangers’ fans kicked north-east boy’s sand castle
by Ana Da Silva 07/08/2018, 8:25 am
 
A north-east dad has hit out after “Rangers fans” kicked over his three-year-old son’s sandcastle.

David Officer, 37, from Stonehaven, said his in-laws had had an unpleasant run-in with supporters of the Glasgow team, who had stopped off in the seaside town.

He said: “One of the Rangers supporter buses stopped in Stonehaven on Sunday and their fans went down to the beach where my eldest son and his grandparents were.

“They shouted at my father-in-law and then kicked my son’s sandcastle over before they left.

“I’m more annoyed for my father-in-law and mother-in-law who had to deal with it.

“The beach is a great place for kids to go and spend time.

“My son wasn’t affected by it, but I just don’t get it. I don’t see the point in all of that. It’s just not something you do.

“I know all clubs have their fair share of idiots – but it does seem like you tend to hear more of this behaviour from Rangers fans.

“And my father-in-law is a Rangers fan, so I’m not just picking on them.

“I wish something had been done – maybe more policing among themselves – like not letting them back on the bus until they apologised or help rebuild the sandcastle.”

Police Scotland’s local area commander Chief Inspector Martin Mackay said officers had made attempts to track down the supporters responsible for the incident.

“Officers in Stonehaven were made aware of a minor incident yesterday morning involving a handful of men who we believe to be football fans that had stopped off in the town for a short time on their way to the game.

“A unit was despatched and searches made, however they had already left the area.

“Incidents like this may be low-level in nature and very rare, however they are completely unacceptable and unwanted in any of our communities.”

Councillor Sarah Dickinson, who represents the Stonehaven and Lower Deeside ward, admitted she was shocked when she heard of the incident.

She said: “It’s just plain bad behaviour. I’m shocked anybody would behave in that way, especially a child. I hope it’s an isolated incident.”

Fuck me if that was not written by a tarrier I will cut my own cock off.

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Err just noticed as I read the whole thing

"Councillor Sarah Dickinson, who represents the Stonehaven and Lower Deeside ward, admitted she was shocked when she heard of the incident. She said: “It’s just plain bad behaviour. I’m shocked anybody would behave in that way, especially a child. I hope it’s an isolated incident.”

Ignoring the rebuilding of the sandcastle bit which I find absolutely bizarre I hope she meant "especially to a child" and it is still a crock of shit anyway, however she is a Lib Dem so it is normal they speak like that.

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King Billy's on the Sandcastle wall 

King Billy's on the Sandcastle Wall

He stands so high he shines so bright and he lights up the falls

An' Millions come to see him, they stand as he protects the sand 

They remember 1690

King Billy's on the Sandcastle wall

(Fuck it I am bored and drunk and thought it was funny)

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2 minutes ago, Malvern said:

King Billy's on the Sandcastle wall 

King Billy's on the Sandcastle Wall

He stands so high he shines so bright and he lights up the falls

An' Millions come to see him, they stand as he protects the sand 

They remember 1690

King Billy's on the Sandcastle wall

(Fuck it I am bored and drunk and thought it was funny)

You need to get to your bed :lol:

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