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17 minutes ago, McEwan's Lager said:

I can’t believe that they called the police and I can’t believe that the police fucking responded to that.

If someone broke into my flat today the police wouldn’t turn up for days. 

 

 

Tell the police it was someone wearing a taig shirt, nothing, tell them the person looked Arabic, nothing, tell them the robber was a 7' tall Masai warrior in full tribal dress, fucking nothing.....

Tell them a big fat cunt in a Rangers top did it and you'll have armed response at your door in 1 minute flat looking to get him.

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1 minute ago, big blue Fin said:

Tell the police it was someone wearing a taig shirt, nothing, tell them the person looked Arabic, nothing, tell them the robber was a 7' tall Masai warrior in full tribal dress, fucking nothing.....

Tell them a big fat cunt in a Rangers did it and you'll have armed response at your door in 1 minute flat looking to get him.

Saw a thing on telly last night about a woman farmer reporting that a gang was on her farm stealing machinery......polis still haven’t turned up.

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18 minutes ago, McEwan's Lager said:

I can’t believe that they called the police and I can’t believe that the police fucking responded to that.

If someone broke into my flat today the police wouldn’t turn up for days. 

 

 

Said it on here before I reported a drink driver and 2weeks later a chap on the door how can we help you ???

Fucking bit late Sherlock fuck off!

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33 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

Police Scotland’s local area commander Chief Inspector Martin Mackay said officers had made attempts to track down the supporters responsible for the incident.

“Officers in Stonehaven were made aware of a minor incident yesterday morning involving a handful of men who we believe to be football fans that had stopped off in the town for a short time on their way to the game.

“A unit was despatched and searches made, however they had already left the area.

“Incidents like this may be low-level in nature and very rare, however they are completely unacceptable and unwanted in any of our communities.”

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajhahahaahahahahahajah

This is probably the most exciting thing which has ever happened in Stone haven. 

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