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Aye na doubt, Interview question:

 

Exactly what resources will be made available to me if i were to accept the job?

A tanned IPAD

A bog with no door for you to take a shit from

A rancid, pedo harbouring support

A couple of plastic sharks ,

A mop and bucket to clean the team bus from eggs

A police escort available to see you to your door safely after every game. 

And a bag of Cheese and onion crisps and can of Irn Bru for your Salary

 

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6 minutes ago, Parma99 said:

Can you even imagine pitching this job to potential candidates?

"You need to totally rebuild the team and you've got £7.50p to do it. You've got to win TIAR and see if you dont, you'll be getting chased on a bus by the 'fans' carrying sharks,  Interested?......" 

only one more for tiar though, sure that will appeal to lots

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7 minutes ago, Hadron Collider said:

I don’t care who they get in. This is going to cost a shitload of money to try and compete with us. 

Dead on, paying for new

Chairman

Director of Football

Manager

Backroom Staff

And that's after paying all the old ones off, then new players, fuck me the biscuit tin better be full.

 

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