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Mind we made a big deal about getting Dr Ceri Bowley in from the City group? And then all our players ended up fucked under his care? Mind there was rumoured to be a review into why all these injuries were happening, and then about a week later Gio and Dr Bowley were out the door? 

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43 minutes ago, SPWF said:

Mind we made a big deal about getting Dr Ceri Bowley in from the City group? And then all our players ended up fucked under his care? Mind there was rumoured to be a review into why all these injuries were happening, and then about a week later Gio and Dr Bowley were out the door? 

Think psychology was more his remit than physical stuff like injuries medicals etc. 

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53 minutes ago, SPWF said:

Mind we made a big deal about getting Dr Ceri Bowley in from the City group? And then all our players ended up fucked under his care? Mind there was rumoured to be a review into why all these injuries were happening, and then about a week later Gio and Dr Bowley were out the door? 

He was a first team coach :lol: 

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1 hour ago, SPWF said:

Mind we made a big deal about getting Dr Ceri Bowley in from the City group? And then all our players ended up fucked under his care? Mind there was rumoured to be a review into why all these injuries were happening, and then about a week later Gio and Dr Bowley were out the door? 

Ceri Bowley wasn't an actual Dr though, or part of the medical/sports science department.

He had a PHD in Sports Psychology or something, and was brought in as a first team coach.

Our real problem is that we've no replaced the medical staff that were pillaged from us by Leicester and Villa when Gerrard went.

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1 hour ago, The Specky Liar said:

He was a first team coach :lol: 

 

55 minutes ago, Loyal72 said:

Ceri Bowley wasn't an actual Dr though, or part of the medical/sports science department.

He had a PHD in Sports Psychology or something, and was brought in as a first team coach.

Our real problem is that we've no replaced the medical staff that were pillaged from us by Leicester and Villa when Gerrard went.

Who knows what he was up to really? Heard rumours of all sorts of weird practices he was into. 

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5 hours ago, psb07158 said:

No idea if that is true about Lawrence, but the medical staff misdiagnosed another few player injuries over the past 12 months, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Their is no way if Lawrence had an achilles injury that the player himself wouldn't know....I'm not buying it bud but something is definitely amiss one way or another 

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12 minutes ago, Blue72 said:

Oh so tell 

He used bring a big sack of ferrets into the training ground, release them into one of the indoor pitches, make the players chase them down and put them back in the sack. All the time he would take notes but never tell the players what he was writing. He also used to make injured players drink their own piss. Allegedly. 

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3 minutes ago, SPWF said:

He used bring a big sack of ferrets into the training ground, release them into one of the indoor pitches, make the players chase them down and put them back in the sack. All the time he would take notes but never tell the players what he was writing. He also used to make injured players drink their own piss. Allegedly. 

Knew it.  Ferret fighting is a risky sport so explains our injury record a bit.

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2 hours ago, SPWF said:

He used bring a big sack of ferrets into the training ground, release them into one of the indoor pitches, make the players chase them down and put them back in the sack. All the time he would take notes but never tell the players what he was writing. He also used to make injured players drink their own piss. Allegedly. 

Tbf, Gazza used to chase pigeons about the stands at St. James' Park.

Ferrets pigeons, Ceri Bowley doesn't give a fuck. He will crack on. Just no here.

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