*****The Official Rangers v Dundee Match Thread*****

[Southsider 402]

1 minute ago, Jamie0202 said:

I'd like to see Dessers leave one on that big cheating bastard of a centre half they've got. He's repeatedly fouling.

I'd like the ref/VAR to do their job and give us a penalty.  That'd stop him fouling

[googglebot 4,743]

Bland

[Redmond7 1,521]

Just now, jamess said:

We always make keepers look good - maybe something wrong with our strikers!

I'm convinced we don't practice shooting or creative anything tbh. Actually no idea what we practice apart from being boring. 

[shaka 1,835]

Decent first half but we should be way in front. It should definitely should've been a penalty for the foul on Dessers.

[Zappa6995 3,785]

4 minutes ago, Drumloyal said:

Sterling looks to be playing very carefully, as if he's scared of getting clattered, not like him.

You're being pretty kind to him, he's been shite but you are correct, looks like he doesn't want to get involved.

[WilliamMunny 3,495]

Sterling Lawrence off, Diomande Cortes on, Bajrami to 10

[sausagetrunks 6,221]

would like to see us play quicker, too many extra touched from the midfield and defence

[IpswichGer 3,924]

Happy with our performance first half. Dessers' must be getting pissed off given he is being manhandled and winning zero fouls.

[Laudrupsleftfoot 12,227]

That time around 30 mins Bajrami is through on goal, plays in Lawrence and we somehow find a way to work it back to our centre halves is peak Clement football. 

[Veridian Dynamics 14]

Dessers has been thrown to the ground more times than the average WWE bout.

[Roy Hobbs 2,912]

Comfortable first half. A goal, some decent chances and should have had a penalty.

[BlueboyG 5,488]

The amount of time Dessers is getting fouled in the box is a joke, cunts on VAR need to have a good look at themselves, cheating bastards.

[Jamie0202 13,059]

Just now, RDB14 said:

you would think Michael Stewart had been an outstanding football player for how strong an opinion he has!  Unlucky Desserrs.

To be fair most of us on here have just as strong if not stronger opinions and 99% of us wouldn't even make it at junior level. The most annoying thing about Stewart is that he can go on and on with one of his opinions instead of just saying his piece then moving on to whatever else is happening in the game.

[BigBearButt 3,909]

Trying to get excited but our style of football makes it difficult tbh. We have some decent passages of play but most of the time its huff and puff stuff and waiting for a bit of magic. We still are the most wasteful team to watch as well, never known a team to have such a shite conversion rate

[billythebear1986 341]

Jefte been man of the match so far. Pretty average hope we can kick on and get the second.

[Leftpegcoopz11 5,149]

Jefte been our best player so far. Want another couple nxt half. 

[Bears r us 31,329]

17 minutes ago, Sparkle said:

Wondering the same, ref giving Dessers into trouble 🙄

It was a clear penalty I thought S. 

[Laudrupsleftfoot 12,227]

4 minutes ago, Redmond7 said:

We're just overall too slow and pedestrian. 

I think Cerny deserves to be singled out though he was absolutely pish that first half. Near everything he did he fucked.

[Bears r us 31,329]

11 minutes ago, HG5 said:

Scottish VAR - purely to ensure that Rangers are disadvantaged wherever possible…

The scum will be wondering why they never thought of it before!

Seems like that mate. 

[bornabear 6,263]

Lawrence is a lazy player, no movement, needs to work harder.

[LegendofCoop 18,104]

5 minutes ago, googglebot said:

Bland

James Bland!

[Moody Blue Legend 63,376]

Think that’s a routine save by the keeper tbh.

[Hadron Collider 32,355]

Just now, bornabear said:

Lawrence is a lazy player, no movement, needs to work harder.

Needs to fuck off mate! 

[esquire8 45,167]

I've got my concerns about Cerny.

[jamess 3,518]

5 minutes ago, Redmond7 said:

I'm convinced we don't practice shooting or creative anything tbh. Actually no idea what we practice apart from being boring. 

Think its a lack of quality or true deadly striker. Long string of bank average strikers