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Bit like being married, at first Alexa is all  luvvy duvvy, eager and to impress, after a while it'll be "Don't ask stupid questions, I'm watching Coronation Street", then there'll be times when Alexa is all moody for no reason and don't even  talk to you.Then one day you'll find she is starting to boss you around and  asking the questions......... 

 

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9 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Bit like being married, at first Alexa is all  luvvy duvvy, eager and to impress, after a while it'll be "Don't ask stupid questions, I'm watching Coronation Street", then there'll be times when Alexa is all moody for no reason and don't even  talk to you.Then one day you'll find she is starting to boss you around and  asking the questions......... 

 

Mines is exactly like the wife already, she just ignores me or spouts pish. 

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9 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Bit like being married, at first Alexa is all  luvvy duvvy, eager and to impress, after a while it'll be "Don't ask stupid questions, I'm watching Coronation Street", then there'll be times when Alexa is all moody for no reason and don't even  talk to you.Then one day you'll find she is starting to boss you around and  asking the questions......... 

 

"tannerall, go to the shops for me".

"Ok, Alexa".

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2 minutes ago, NeoGeo7 said:

There’s no possible way that it’s seeing the sites you visit and building up a profile of you and then telling you what you want to hear while it harvests all the data you are unaware it’s tracking :lol:

I asked Alexa. 

She said you're lying, called it "wimmen's intuition" 

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1 minute ago, NeoGeo7 said:

There’s no possible way that it’s seeing the sites you visit and building up a profile of you and then telling you what you want to hear while it harvests all the data you are unaware it’s tracking :lol:

No because the person I was talking to was one of them. She said her dad was raging because they asked the question and weren't expecting the answer that they got!! 😂

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22 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Bit like being married, at first Alexa is all  luvvy duvvy, eager and to impress, after a while it'll be "Don't ask stupid questions, I'm watching Coronation Street", then there'll be times when Alexa is all moody for no reason and don't even  talk to you.Then one day you'll find she is starting to boss you around and  asking the questions......... 

 

Next it will be 'fuckin comin home here in that nick, smellin of other smart speakers!'

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