*****The Official Aberdeen v Rangers Match Thread*****

[Laudrupsleftfoot 11,338]

Some shootout between Bronzy and @rabc10000 for the forum's most unhinged poster.

[Big Al 55 9,309]

1 hour ago, Madina said:

Wtf is this sheep love in, one of scotlands "most successful clubs", a low barometer 😂

0-2 to the good guys

Pretty stupid thing to say 

[rabc10000 5,061]

Just now, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

Some shootout between Bronzy and @rabc10000 for the forum's most unhinged poster.

Don't understand why I've been brought into this

[Laudrupsleftfoot 11,338]

1 minute ago, rabc10000 said:

Don't understand why I've been brought into this

For some cheap likes off the clique.

[rabc10000 5,061]

1 minute ago, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

For some cheap likes off the clique.

U can have one from me😁

[Johnnyem 238]

1 minute ago, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

For some cheap likes off the clique.

I guess I will be next then for giving a like to a very quick and well constructed verse?

[mark1963 904]

Can't see Borna being anywhere near the team .

[Drunk and disorderly. 14,674]

I'd banish the OP to Aberdeen for the rest of his days for his wanky, wordy writings. FF level imo. 

@The FF Snitch

Anyhow,  2-0 to us. Morelos and Tavs (penalty) to score. 

[G.E.C. 19,055]

Gone full assburgers here 

[.Williamson. 83,755]

What is that OP about? 

[Blue72 1,169]

23 minutes ago, .Williamson. said:

What is that OP about? 

Think it’s taken from one of those AI bots you can ask any question of and reposted here.

[ayrshireranger 8,416]

McGragor

Tav Sands Davies Devine

Tillman Jack Kamara

Sakala Morelos Kent

 

2-0 us.

[BookWorm 4,240]

wtf???

[Orange and Blue 1,173]

Weirdest opening to a match thread I've ever read,To much respect in it towards the sheep shaggers that play in Shittoddrie. 

0-2 Rangers Morelos 

 

[AGC123 1,231]

Pittodrie is a shite hole, but I actually enjoy the decay. No set seat. Standing singing / shouting what you wish. Then going for a piss in the cattle shed on the wall. Got a certain nostalgia. 

[GersInCanada 7,775]

From what I watched today this is the worst sheep team that I can recall. If they sit back with 2 banks of 5 then we will eventually score and if they are more attack minded then we will rip them to shreds.

Looks like a comfortable 3 points. I think that the game in Dingwall will be the harder of the 2 fixtures.

[SPWF 8,427]

Can guarantee they’ll be trying harder to score against us than they did against that shower today. 

[Flatcap 491]

12 hours ago, The FF Snitch said:

It's no secret that Pittodrie Stadium, home of Scottish Premiership football club Aberdeen, has seen better days. (aye) Located in the city of Aberdeen (are we meant to be surprised?), the stadium has a capacity of around 20,000 and has been in use since 1899. (i'll take ya word for it) While it may have been a decent venue in its heyday, nowadays it is a far cry from the modern, state-of-the-art stadiums that we see in the rest of Europe and beyond. (except Scotland)

One of the biggest issues with Pittodrie Stadium is the lack of amenities.(aye) The facilities are outdated and often in disrepair (often?....like they are sometimes not?), with the toilets and food concessions being particularly poor.(aye) This is especially frustrating for fans who have spent good money to watch their team play, only to be met with subpar facilities.(you are Scottish, right?)

Another issue with Pittodrie Stadium is the lack of seating (there's 20,000 of the fuckers, you just said so.....4th biggest in the SPL). Many of the seats are cramped and uncomfortable, and there is very little legroom for those who are taller (we all stand). This can make the experience of watching a game at Pittodrie incredibly unpleasant, especially if you are stuck in a seat that is too small (great wedgies though) or too close to the pitch.(now you are REALLY smoking summat)

In addition to the issues with seating and amenities, Pittodrie Stadium also suffers from poor access and egress. The roads leading to the stadium are often congested on match days, making it difficult for fans to get to and from the venue (there's a fucking ocean on one side ffs). This can be especially frustrating for those who are trying to get home after a late match, as they are often left stranded in traffic for hours on end.(from 20,000 max attendees?)

Overall, it's safe to say that Pittodrie Stadium is a shite venue.(aye) It lacks the modern amenities and comfortable seating that we have come to expect from a football stadium, (you been to Ibrox lately?) and the access and egress issues only serve to make the experience even more frustrating for fans. It's clear that Aberdeen need to invest in some major renovations if they want to compete with the other clubs in the Scottish Premiership,(like Ross County, Motherwell, Dundee Utd and Livingstone???) and bring their stadium up to par with the rest of Europe. Keep on smokin' that shit pal.....

8pm GMT.

 

[falkirkNS 6,298]

2 hours ago, SPWF said:

Can guarantee they’ll be trying harder to score against us than they did against that shower today. 

corect, tues night is there game of the season up there, even if they finish 6th etc, aslong as the get 3 points from us its ok.

[graeme_4 35,149]

18 hours ago, .Williamson. said:

What is that OP about? 

A tragic weirdo. 

[Laudrupsleftfoot 11,338]

13 hours ago, GersInCanada said:

From what I watched today this is the worst sheep team that I can recall. If they sit back with 2 banks of 5 then we will eventually score and if they are more attack minded then we will rip them to shreds.

Looks like a comfortable 3 points. I think that the game in Dingwall will be the harder of the 2 fixtures.

I actually think they're full of tidy footballers in most areas of the park.

[HuistraHairDo 12,510]

[Davy Vandenbroucke 26,426]

4 hours ago, graeme_4 said:

A tragic weirdo. 

Ha ha ha! Oh man, I can't stop laughing at graeme_4! This guy just gets so easily riled up and it's just too funny to watch.

I can't even count how many times he's lost his cool on this forum over the slightest thing. Whether it's someone pointing out a mistake in his argument or just disagreeing with him in general, graeme_4 is always ready to throw a fit.

I love how he tries to act all tough and superior, thinking he knows everything there is to know about Rangers. But as soon as someone challenges him, he crumbles like a house of cards. It's just too easy to get under his skin and watch him squirm.

I mean, seriously, who gets this worked up over a football team? It's just a game, graeme_4! Relax!

I guess I just have a knack for getting under people's skin, and graeme_4 is no exception. But hey, it's all in good fun. I just can't resist poking and prodding at this guy until he explodes. Keep being a good sport, graeme_4! You're always good for a laugh.

[OrangeRab 3,024]

Don’t usually buy into the “they try harder against us” patter. Think most teams in the league play the same vs us or celtic. With the exception of the sheep-this is their cup final. 

They also seem to have some weird inferiority complex against celtic. 8 losses and 1 draw in 9 games. Always set up to avoid a pumping.

[J-Maestro 11,787]

12 hours ago, falkirkNS said:

corect, tues night is there game of the season up there, even if they finish 6th etc, aslong as the get 3 points from us its ok.

You mean like when we absolutely pumped them under Gio when we were out of form?