born a blue nose 91,106 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Wit scheme you fae as I might have accepted or advocated this. ForeverAndEver 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomatasauce 1,253 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Would have been a tarrier whose spotted something in your car that gave you away or you’ve parked in a residents spot mine got done in dennistoun once after a tarrier game, the wains teddy was in it with a poppy attached to its coat, I don’t have proof it was one of them an not one of the young team but it dosent take a genius to give you a good idea the more likely perpetrator if you parked in a residents favourite spot you deserve it and just unlucky for not knowing😂 Its a pet hate of mine when an outsider parks in your unofficial, but in your head official, parking space. A wee change of parking spot recommended or your really asking for it😉 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimoo 1,491 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, MacBoyd said: Anyone had any trouble with this before? Mine got done last night. Sad wee bastards. Next time I say "want me tae watch your motor pal" you just put your hand in your pocket and give me the 50p, next time your windows go in. kapeesh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broomloanjamie 256 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Drumloyal said: Did you no pay the couple of 10 year olds who asked to watch yer motor for 50p? Or am I just an auld cunt and weans don't do that anymore? Aye they still do that 😂. Had to use their “services” at the Spartak game. There was no set price so I gave her £3 and she headed for the shop before we even got out the car 😂 Bobby Hume and Drumloyal 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, MacBoyd said: Anyone had any trouble with this before? Mine got done last night. Sad wee bastards. Now if anyone ever catches these wee taig bastards .Give them the kicking of a lifetime One of the most cowardly bastard things to do .Wouldn't even do that to Britanys if it were parked on a secluded street 1690tamRFC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bordersbear 1,105 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Drumloyal said: Did you no pay the couple of 10 year olds who asked to watch yer motor for 50p? Or am I just an auld cunt and weans don't do that anymore? It's a fiver now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,158 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 52 minutes ago, Courtyard Bear said: 50p, when was the last time you parked your car, the wee nuggets are looking for a couple of quid these days. To be fair, it was probably about 30 years ago. Courtyard Bear and Bobby Hume 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brackley 1,402 Posted November 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Drumloyal said: Did you no pay the couple of 10 year olds who asked to watch yer motor for 50p? Or am I just an auld cunt and weans don't do that anymore? Reminds me of the old joke. Watch your car fur a pound mister. No thanks son , I've got an alsatian in the back seat. Aye mister, but kin it pit out fires. Bobby Hume, Gman36, trueblue 64 and 5 others 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Might be a member of community council still got the hump because we had the nerve to ask for a fanzone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I always take the wife's car to the football problem solved. 1690tamRFC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle 53,873 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 It's a happy wee junky that watches our car, same guy for a few years now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, MacBoyd said: Street beside pizza hut etc should have given him the pound or whatever they take to "watch your motor" these days Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollok-bear 7,537 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Topic should say Tim Ned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronald de Boer 26 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Had my car broken into and a load of clothes nicked years ago. Stupidly I put the bag under the seat but thought it was hidden, obviously not enough. Ended up having to drive from Ibrox back to Dunfermline after the game with a shattered back driver side window (bits of glass going everywhere when I was driving along the motorway at 50-60 mph). Couldn’t, go any quicker as it was flying about mental. Scumbags. Deserve a beating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovanFrontSince96 315 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 hours ago, bordersbear said: It's a fiver now. That’s inflation for you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee9 3,997 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 5 hours ago, .Williamson. said: It sounds like something an upstanding member of the community would do right enough 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Wee guy was standing outside my motor last night about to ask me to watch it, but by the time I fucked about getting me and the wee man's jacket and scarfs etc sorted he gave up and moved onto the next victim...result. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 5,642 Posted November 30, 2018 Author Share Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, siddiqi_drinker said: should have given him the pound or whatever they take to "watch your motor" these days None of those guys were about Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 5,642 Posted November 30, 2018 Author Share Posted November 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Tomatasauce said: Would have been a tarrier whose spotted something in your car that gave you away or you’ve parked in a residents spot mine got done in dennistoun once after a tarrier game, the wains teddy was in it with a poppy attached to its coat, I don’t have proof it was one of them an not one of the young team but it dosent take a genius to give you a good idea the more likely perpetrator if you parked in a residents favourite spot you deserve it and just unlucky for not knowing😂 Its a pet hate of mine when an outsider parks in your unofficial, but in your head official, parking space. A wee change of parking spot recommended or your really asking for it😉 Wasn't in a residents spot but it's blue and maybe had a gers thing in it. Dirty wee bastard whoever it was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,311 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Go on a supporters bus, no worries about ur Daewoo, every cunt would get home quicker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,412 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 7 hours ago, ger4life_1872 said: 50p now and you would prob get slashed Or they’d use it to remind you to cough up more next time.... ger4life_1872 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,863 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 "50p tae watch yer motor mister." -Thanks but as you can see I have a large alsatian dog in the car, it's not necessary "Kin yur dug pit oot fires mate, aye?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 10 hours ago, theblueoysterbar said: "50p tae watch yer motor mister." -Thanks but as you can see I have a large alsatian dog in the car, it's not necessary "Kin yur dug pit oot fires mate, aye?" Was the joke not good enough the first time mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 18 hours ago, Drumloyal said: Did you no pay the couple of 10 year olds who asked to watch yer motor for 50p? Or am I just an auld cunt and weans don't do that anymore? When I took my oldest to his first game, was against East Fife in the 3rd division. I parked not far from the stadium, think it may have been on Broomloan road, if not it was the next street along to the west there was a guy wearing a celtic top asking for £4 to park. I'm not even joking. I imagine he's done this before and that there's others who have bumped into this character... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiconicman 3,013 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 19 hours ago, MacBoyd said: Anyone had any trouble with this before? Mine got done last night. Sad wee bastards. Mine got done 2 seasons ago, stopped bringing the car because of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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