Broke the seat in front of me tonight

[Sweetheart 8,458]

17 minutes ago, GOAT said:

Aye but phone who? 

Try speaking to the SLO.  

[GOAT 30,449]

Just now, Bronzy said:

Slags off and wants rid of Morelos because of his immaturity

Punches fuck out of a seat because he's angry

See post above.....

[SeparateEntityMyArse 54,112]

Just now, Sweetheart said:

Try speaking to the SLO.  

If he wants banned.

[Tiger Shaw 30,706]

🤣 

[dee9 3,997]

24 minutes ago, GOAT said:

Empty seat clearly. 

Joking mate😁

[Sweetheart 8,458]

32 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said:

If he wants banned.

Seriously, would the SLO do that? The guy is owning up to it and wants to pay for the damage. His honesty should count for something. Rather than a ban maybe the SLO could suggest a safe standing section for those who wish to reform from bashing seats 🙂

 

[Rum Ham 2,062]

8 minutes ago, GOAT said:

Couldnae lace Jelavics boots.  I’m not a professional footballer on thousands a week either.  

*Since Jelavic

Wages don't really come into it.

There was 50,000 other people, that don't get paid thousands a week that resisted punching fuck out a seat. 

[tannerall 25,935]

Just tell them some arsehole threw a bottle at you and you fell on to the seat trying to avoid it and the seat broke. And say that, due to the fact the bottle thrower may (or may not) have been a Gers fan, you are not willing to name him. 

 

 

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

Admit it Goat , ye had yer feet up on it ,  

[ready1873 3,896]

What a rocket. Why on earth you would come on a forum and post that nonsense... 

[Band of Brothers 10,303]

Then wear these ya hooligan

[To Be A Ranger 4,032]

2 hours ago, GOAT said:

After ejaria tried to pass to Middleton and put it out the park, punched it a few times and snapped the back of it off the poles.  Who do I email or phone at Rangers to get it fixed?  Obviously it’s someones season ticket seat I’ve fucked so just want to make sure it’s sorted. 

Say fuck all and feel guilty until it's fixed. Or turn up with a toolbox complete with knife hammer and screwdrivers at the game on the 29th and insist you're only going to fix a seat 

[OceanRain 2,845]

Shouldn't be sitting at the football anyway.

[RosscoRFC87 216]

6 hours ago, tannerall said:

Just tell them some arsehole threw a bottle at you 

 

 

* paper aeroplane😂

[onefootwillie 1,518]

It won't make a lot of difference ,they take ages to fix seats. Also loads of seats near me with no numbers. 

[Drunk and disorderly. 14,587]

Confessions of a psycho.

[BlueMe 25,327]

I punched the old guy in front of me when i heard Flanagans name being read out in the starting line-up. 

[Dickie 12,905]

8 hours ago, GOAT said:

Aye but phone who? 

Try either the Samaritans or your fucking psychiatrist 

[KeyserSoze 14,654]

Ibiza or Toledo?

 

 

[KeyserSoze 14,654]

28 minutes ago, BlueMe said:

I punched the old guy in front of me when i heard Flanagans name being read out in the starting line-up. 

I punched myself, cunts round me look handy as fuck btw

[.Williamson. 83,250]

I've never read worse 

Genuinely the most idiotic thing I think I have ever read on here. 

[heathen fish boy 8,603]

[LochendBilly 8,422]

That's my disabled downs syndrome half brothers seat ya cunt, what is he supposed to do now?

[Escobar 13,676]

9 hours ago, Bronzy said:

Slags off and wants rid of Morelos because of his immaturity

Punches fuck out of a seat because he's angry

Hahahaha.

Breaking seats is tarrier behaviour.

[bornabear 6,211]

10 hours ago, GOAT said:

After ejaria tried to pass to Middleton and put it out the park, punched it a few times and snapped the back of it off the poles.  Who do I email or phone at Rangers to get it fixed?  Obviously it’s someones season ticket seat I’ve fucked so just want to make sure it’s sorted. 

Now we know why you picked GOAT as a username.