Scottywellhousetb 52,461 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Can't wait for @Inigo to tell me I'm being harsh and his stats are the bestest in the whole wide world. JackAlex93 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 33,338 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, Scottywellhousetb said: Can't wait for @Inigo to tell me I'm being harsh and his stats are the bestest in the whole wide world. Nah man, I'll just tell you you're being a bit of an overly sensitive wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brackley Bluenose 4,482 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Utter dross. Technically hopeless Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blaudrup 6,269 Posted May 5 Popular Post Share Posted May 5 Dessers when he gets an unmarked chance in front of an open goal. Tiger Shaw, VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS, Drunk and disorderly. and 17 others 6 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southsider 406 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 12 hours ago, esquire8 said: Been 5 years since he's had one So what you're saying is that he's due one? Brilliant! Bad Robot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossS1873 2,685 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 He misses 4 or 5 chances then scores? Miss loads yesterday so he'll score next week. Dessers playing 4D chess with us all Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boybluesy 4,051 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 14 hours ago, Scottywellhousetb said: Can't wait for @Inigo to tell me I'm being harsh and his stats are the bestest in the whole wide world. His stats would be better if he actually tried to shoot. Scottywellhousetb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,513 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 4 hours ago, RossS1873 said: He misses 4 or 5 chances then scores? Miss loads yesterday so he'll score next week. Dessers playing 4D chess with us all as much as I think he’s a donkey, I reckon he’s scoring at least one next week Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnbroe Bear 286 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Honestly, this guy will give me a heart attack. He had two glorious chances to score and he fu*ked it up all by himself. It's getting to the stage the opposition defenders are happy for him to have the ball, knowing he'll make a complete arse of it. However, what the fook does Clement say to him on the training ground Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 6,073 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Like honestly the one yesterday he had a clear sight of goal on his right foot and somehow decides no not shoot and turn onto his weaker foot what goes through his head VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS and .Williamson. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,352 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 We are going to win the league in spite of him, he’s a big dose Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagger 8,944 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 17 hours ago, JackAlex93 said: Going to Parkhead with this complete donkey as our number 9 is utterly fucking depressing If Sima doesn’t make it, which is likely, the celtic back line can have the afternoon off. With Dessers stumbling about up front absolutely nothing will stick. Our midfield will be completely overrun for 60 odd mins until their midfield tires a bit and we’ll have a little spell towards the end There is zero chance of us taking 3 points with this squad of shite - it’ll be an embarrassment JackAlex93 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Note FC 8,831 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Loved by the Europa Conference League account. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal72 13,762 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Masterclass incoming on Saturday tbh. Big man to score a hat trick and have his pick of the birds. Godfrey100 and EastEnclosureBear 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 77,602 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Can’t wait to see the famous Dessers chop on Saturday afternoon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee9 4,013 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 17 minutes ago, Loyal72 said: Masterclass incoming on Saturday tbh. Big man to score a hat trick and have his pick of the birds. If he scores a hatrick on Saturday he can have ma bird....and ma maw....and ma sister. Godfrey100, EastEnclosureBear and Loyal72 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey100 38 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 14 minutes ago, Loyal72 said: Masterclass incoming on Saturday tbh. Big man to score a hat trick and have his pick of the birds. He will either be out hero or he will miss his usual sitters. He is capable of working a defence.Hearts Semi proved that. He needs to cut out the drag backs and shoot on site occasionally. Hopefully the whole team are up for this from the start. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey100 38 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 06/05/2024 at 15:49, Swagger said: If Sima doesn’t make it, which is likely, the celtic back line can have the afternoon off. With Dessers stumbling about up front absolutely nothing will stick. Our midfield will be completely overrun for 60 odd mins until their midfield tires a bit and we’ll have a little spell towards the end There is zero chance of us taking 3 points with this squad of shite - it’ll be an embarrassment Stay positive.Surely you have to have a little belief.You are torturing yourself with negativity. I get you are going on last few months performances but it's a one off and Rangers could actually win this. They have it won already which is always a dangerous attitude before these fixtures. Midfield has to be 100% to give him some decent service to work with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbob1969 1,560 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 You always say to yourself it's 11 men against 11. You might also tell yourself that old chestnut that you cannot predict an Old Firm result. You may even have another strong alcoholic drink and say these players owe us a great performance. I like to tell myself that despite all the money celtic have they do not have that great a manager. He has failed plenty and took a winning side and made them bang average at times. The players equally are not that special. Results up and down the country prove that. Any sense of complacency from them and we have as good a chance as any of handing them a defeat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Colin Traive 23,864 Posted May 9 Popular Post Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, dee9 said: If he scores a hatrick on Saturday he can have ma bird....and ma maw....and ma sister. If you were a scum supporter saying that, you’d only be offering the one ride heathen fish boy, 32Blue, Darth Bear and 10 others 2 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMax399 4,012 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 31 minutes ago, Colin Traive said: If you were a scum supporter saying that, you’d only be offering the one ride Probably the best post I have read in a long time. Outstanding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshireranger 8,595 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 06/05/2024 at 13:18, Carnbroe Bear said: Honestly, this guy will give me a heart attack. He had two glorious chances to score and he fu*ked it up all by himself. It's getting to the stage the opposition defenders are happy for him to have the ball, knowing he'll make a complete arse of it. However, what the fook does Clement say to him on the training ground Mad rumour in Twitter that Sterling will play CF on Sat, to rile up their two CH's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee9 4,013 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, Colin Traive said: If you were a scum supporter saying that, you’d only be offering the one ride 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee9 4,013 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 30 minutes ago, ayrshireranger said: Mad rumour in Twitter that Sterling will play CF on Sat, to rile up their two CH's. Think it comes from a Chelsea thing the other day saying where are they now. And they had sterling upfront. Colin Traive and ayrshireranger 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadron Collider 32,391 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, Colin Traive said: If you were a scum supporter saying that, you’d only be offering the one ride 👏👏👏🏅🏅🏅 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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