.Williamson. 82,229 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Kent wasn’t a better finisher than Dessers ffs, but he wasn’t meant to be a number 9. Don’t get me wrong though he was dog shite and all Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadron Collider 30,887 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 14 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: Already did near enough. I always look ahead mate. 😉 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagger 7,967 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Must be the worst one on one striker on the planet Lumbered with the clown Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,547 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Its not just his finishing that's the issue, morelos was fucking howling at times when in on goal the chances he missed etc, however when he could be arsed he was fucking outstanding at other aspects of the game Theres literally fuck all about dessers game that is good, he can run the channels etc like say miller, he can't ragdoll centre halves and bully them like morelos, and he can't finish like colak We literally bought a striker who hasnt got one aspect of forward play that he's top notch at, not one part Helicopter Sundae and MacBoyd 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullies_bowly_legs 3,805 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: We literally bought a striker who hasnt got one aspect of forward play that he's top notch at, not one part He enjoys a rueful smile though. BigDak 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Hobbs 2,171 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: Its not just his finishing that's the issue, morelos was fucking howling at times when in on goal the chances he missed etc, however when he could be arsed he was fucking outstanding at other aspects of the game Theres literally fuck all about dessers game that is good, he can run the channels etc like say miller, he can't ragdoll centre halves and bully them like morelos, and he can't finish like colak We literally bought a striker who hasnt got one aspect of forward play that he's top notch at, not one part It's not luck he gets the number of chances he does. J-Maestro and beararse 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,547 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Roy Hobbs said: It's not luck he gets the number of chances he does. No its fantastic play by the rest of the team lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,229 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 He doesn’t even seem like a likeable guy btw he seems like a big moany bastard Gorgeous eyes though MacBoyd, ayrshireranger and JackAlex93 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Hobbs 2,171 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 19 minutes ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: No its fantastic play by the rest of the team lol Some of the chances he's created himself plus Roofe has 2 goals in over 600 minutes so how does that work? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,375 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: No its fantastic play by the rest of the team lol that's not strictly true. its usually fantastic play by the rest of the team and then he goes and fucks it up. a fair amount of his goals have come from some individual brilliance... and there in lies the issue: he flatters to deceive AND deceives to flatter :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,252 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: No its fantastic play by the rest of the team lol Silva should be getting the same number of chances then 👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackAlex93 11,273 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, .Williamson. said: He doesn’t even seem like a likeable guy btw he seems like a big moany bastard Gorgeous eyes though Always has his hands up in the air greeting like a big baby, blaming someone else for how shite he is ready1873 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,547 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Big Al 55 said: Silva should be getting the same number of chances then 👍 No one plays anywhere near close to the minutes as our lone front man as dessers does Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Hobbs 2,171 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 17 minutes ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: No one plays anywhere near close to the minutes as our lone front man as dessers does His league goal per minute record is far better than Silva or Roofe and is as good as Danilo. If it was purely because we create so many chances then why is that? J-Maestro 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,252 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 26 minutes ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: No one plays anywhere near close to the minutes as our lone front man as dessers does That’s because we tried Silva and he was shite there, he got nowhere near the same number of chances. The reality is somewhere in the middle, Dessers takes up good positions, makes good run, which we turn into chances. I suspect your comment was a little tongue in cheek, but clearly it’s not all about the team creating chances, as the same number of clear cut chances are not created when Silva starts games. J-Maestro 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,815 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 15 hours ago, Jimfanciesthedude said: Its not just his finishing that's the issue, morelos was fucking howling at times when in on goal the chances he missed etc, however when he could be arsed he was fucking outstanding at other aspects of the game Theres literally fuck all about dessers game that is good, he can run the channels etc like say miller, he can't ragdoll centre halves and bully them like morelos, and he can't finish like colak We literally bought a striker who hasnt got one aspect of forward play that he's top notch at, not one part He's good at closing down defenders. And standing next to the goalkeeper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullies_bowly_legs 3,805 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Blueshoff said: He's good at closing down defenders. And standing next to the goalkeeper. Doesn’t count in your own area and goalkeeper though. Drunk and disorderly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrupsleftfoot 10,874 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Neither good enough as first choice but Dessers offers more than Colak overall. Won’t go down well with specky and Jim but it’s true. The Specky Forum Organiser and J-Maestro 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,725 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Blueshoff said: He's good at closing down defenders. And standing next to the goalkeeper. Myth. AGM_72, SPWF, BlueAvenger and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,445 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, Blueshoff said: He's good at closing down defenders. And standing next to the goalkeeper. Vexes me when he jogs up to opposition goalkeepers when the ball is at their feet without putting them under any pressure whatsoever. He is a big guy, over 6 foot tall and athletic. If he ran at them he could intimidate them and force an error. But no.... sloooooow jog. Absolutely zero ferocity. That's enough. Depressing myself now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,445 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 53 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: Myth. Think he was being sarcastic mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 12,273 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 It's 6 months since this thread was created and we're on page 160. Has any other player amassed as many posts as Dessers in their own dedicated thread in such a short period of time? Has any other player even came close? 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,229 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 minutes ago, Jamie0202 said: It's 6 months since this thread was created and we're on page 160. Has any other player amassed as many posts as Dessers in their own dedicated thread in such a short period of time? Has any other player even came close? 😂 Probably not, but I can’t remember a time before when our only available striker was so utterly mince The thought of Dessers playing in potentially 3 massive old firms before the end of the season fills me with nothing but complete dread I was more comfortable towards the end of the Seville season when we shoe horned Aribo into the striker role than I am now SkylineBlue and BlueAvenger 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,547 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Laudrupsleftfoot said: Neither good enough as first choice but Dessers offers more than Colak overall. Won’t go down well with specky and Jim but it’s true. Colak goal or assist every 89mins domestically Dessers goal or assist every 108 mins domestically And dessers is playing in a much better team than colak was Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,547 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, .Williamson. said: Probably not, but I can’t remember a time before when our only available striker was so utterly mince The thought of Dessers playing in potentially 3 massive old firms before the end of the season fills me with nothing but complete dread I was more comfortable towards the end of the Seville season when we shoe horned Aribo into the striker role than I am now Morelos OF record was abysmal given the amount of times he played them, but to a point we accepted it because of the other traits he brought, Absolutely no chance any of the tarrier centre halves will be worrying about being up against dessers, they know he doesn't close down, isnt lethal in the box, isnt good in the air, wont run the channels Fucking rotten Ben10 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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