***** The Official Rangers v Motherwell Match Thread *****

[SkylineBlue 23,372]

With Cortes now out our front line is fucking grim.  We're picking up injuries to key players and that mob are getting key players back. The end of the season is going to be a struggle.

[Leftpegcoopz11 4,757]

1 hour ago, Darth Bear said:

It's nice to enjoy press conferences again. The professionalism of the manager has definitely seeped into the players.

Laughed at the penguin comment 😂

That comment had me buckled along with his one after the Killie game where he said (referring to the pitch) his players were like Bambi on ice 

He has some good humour. 

[Professor_Chang 1,055]

3 minutes ago, SkylineBlue said:

With Cortes now out our front line is fucking grim.  We're picking up injuries to key players and that mob are getting key players back. The end of the season is going to be a struggle.

Hopefully Cortes one isn't as serious as we think. 

[SkylineBlue 23,372]

2 minutes ago, Professor_Chang said:

Hopefully Cortes one isn't as serious as we think. 

Fingers crossed, but being sent to a specialist always feels like it's a bad one. 

[Leftpegcoopz11 4,757]

6 minutes ago, SkylineBlue said:

With Cortes now out our front line is fucking grim.  We're picking up injuries to key players and that mob are getting key players back. The end of the season is going to be a struggle.

This happens all the time before we play them. Playing on shite pitches doesn't help and the fact Cantwell gets clattered constantly when he plays and next to fuck all is done about it. 

[WilliamMunny 3,238]

Let's hope it isn't as bad as it sounds but our wide options are not good right now

[stuart1994 4,303]

Hoping to fuck Cortes’ injury isn’t a bad one and the specialist is just a precaution. Should still have far too much for Motherwell tomorrow.  

[Clunge 864]

44 minutes ago, SkylineBlue said:

With Cortes now out our front line is fucking grim.  We're picking up injuries to key players and that mob are getting key players back. The end of the season is going to be a struggle.

Magregor out for them this weekend apparently.

[Amokachi 3,013]

1 minute ago, Clunge said:

Magregor out for them this weekend apparently.

Motherwell ? 

[Dickie1963 2,353]

44 minutes ago, Professor_Chang said:

Hopefully Cortes one isn't as serious as we think. 

Away to a specialist. Doesn't sound good

[maverick1200 2,828]

1 hour ago, Darth Bear said:

It's nice to enjoy press conferences again. The professionalism of the manager has definitely seeped into the players.

Laughed at the penguin comment 😂

Even taking the piss out of Ridvan's size

[Amokachi 3,013]

12 minutes ago, maverick1200 said:

Even taking the piss out of Ridvan's size

Then praising him & saying ‘he’s a fighter and we need fighters’.  

Very subtly put.

 

[Drumloyal 14,967]

1 hour ago, billscott said:

 

see how you say it is live on rangers tv  is that not for overseas only  i have tried to buy it but it wont work

 

1 hour ago, Rob4th said:

Afraid so, unless you use aVPN

 

1 hour ago, billscott said:

thought that thanks  will have to be a stream

If you're watching on laptop/pc, download the opera browser, it has a free vpn built in. Just click the wee vpn icon on the left of the address bar, set it to Europe and you are good to go.

[Clunge 864]

22 minutes ago, Amokachi said:

Motherwell ? 

The mhanks.

[graeme_4 34,536]

25 minutes ago, Amokachi said:

Motherwell ? 

Not bad. Gets a sore hip in this cold weather though. 

[J-Maestro 11,109]

Hopefully Matondo is back soon if Cortes is out.

[psb07158 33,275]

Dw lads we'll just stick Dujon Sterling there

[Toronto2Glasgow 1,822]

Sterling, Lundstram and Ridvan first names on team sheet for me … did not see that coming a few months ago 

[SkylineBlue 23,372]

42 minutes ago, Clunge said:

Magregor out for them this weekend apparently.

Hopefully for a long time.

[RockwellGers 14,712]

3 hours ago, Darth Bear said:

It's nice to enjoy press conferences again. The professionalism of the manager has definitely seeped into the players.

Laughed at the penguin comment 😂

Haven't watched it yet but guessing it's either about chocolate biscuits or highly enjoyable paperbacks 

[born a blue nose 90,802]

8 minutes ago, RockwellGers said:

Haven't watched it yet but guessing it's either about chocolate biscuits or highly enjoyable paperbacks 

Was calling the refs penguins

[Amokachi 3,013]

9 minutes ago, RockwellGers said:

Haven't watched it yet but guessing it's either about chocolate biscuits or highly enjoyable paperbacks 

Naw, good guesses mate, but he took it to another level today. 

PC “ A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow 
job!"

The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."
"What's a penguin?" he asks.
The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man.

He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??"

 

Touchline ban & points deduction incoming imo.  

[Southsider 300]

1 hour ago, maverick1200 said:

Even taking the piss out of Ridvan's size

"He's grown in every sense"

"Maybe not every sense"

😂

 

[RockwellGers 14,712]

27 minutes ago, born a blue nose said:

Was calling the refs penguins

Christ he doesn't hold back does he

[BlueboyG 5,238]

41 minutes ago, born a blue nose said:

Was calling the refs penguins

Nah mate, he was talking about players having to keep there arms behind them in the box in case the ball hits them on the arm, he said its getting crazy and players are running about like penguins.