Popular Post JCDBigBear 10,828 Posted October 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2023 Lammers and Dessers are both atrocious. I'd tell their agents to try to find them clubs at New Year. No matter what, I honestly wouldn't play either of them again. They offer nothing. Swagger, BigBearButt, Bad Robot and 4 others 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,060 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Offers nothing. A disgrace he’s pulling on our colours. BlueAvenger 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BlueSuedeSambas 53,816 Posted October 5, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 5, 2023 It’s come as a real shock to me that a guy who’s scored six goals in the past three years has turned out to be absolutely shite. JCDBigBear, JukeBoxJohn, BridgeIsBlue and 15 others 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,060 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Just now, BlueSuedeSambas said: It’s come as a real shock to me that a guy who’s scored six goals in the past three years has turned out to be absolutely shite. Need to pile serious pressure on the board for sanctioning shite like this. Bad Robot and callumbo87 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
don logan 8,068 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 31 minutes ago, JCDBigBear said: Lammers and Dessers are both atrocious. I'd tell their agents to try to find them clubs at New Year. No matter what, I honestly wouldn't play either of them again. They offer nothing. How are their agents going to find them clubs? We're stuck with them. Was like we were playing a really shitey game of pass the parcel. The music stopped and we're now stuck with the hopeless cunts while their former clubs high five each other. But it's okay because Mick Beale flew to Italy and looked them in the eyes before signing them. Then posted about it on Instagram. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essandoh 21,209 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Lammers has something he's given us two OK performances that we'd never get from Dessers but he's utterly awful at anything he confuses me greatly. Dessers also had the outstanding pass vs psg that made me willing to give him a chance but they are both dreadful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,534 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 £7.8 million spent on Lammers and Dessers. theblueoysterbar 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,655 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Inigo said: £7.8 million spent on Lammers and Dessers. Remember not to forget that they're both drawing a wage too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,371 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Swear i could go down my local park tonight,and find 2 Rangers supporting players better than the £7.8 million chuckle brothers. qwerty and Bobby Hume 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
real boydie9 17,662 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 hours ago, JCDBigBear said: Lammers and Dessers are both atrocious. I'd tell their agents to try to find them clubs at New Year. No matter what, I honestly wouldn't play either of them again. They offer nothing. I doubt any other club would want them mate. scottyscott1963 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,371 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 hours ago, BlueSuedeSambas said: It’s come as a real shock to me that a guy who’s scored six goals in the past three years has turned out to be absolutely shite. Yup, stunned this has blew up in our faces 🙄 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart1994 4,303 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Straight-Edge-Loyal said: Lammers has something he's given us two OK performances that we'd never get from Dessers but he's utterly awful at anything he confuses me greatly. Dessers also had the outstanding pass vs psg that made me willing to give him a chance but they are both dreadful. Must've been some strong drinks last night. Lammers has been nothing but utter fucking useless. BlueAvenger and sassaaaa 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagger 8,055 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Might have one good moment in a game then you actually forget he’s playing as he disappears. Someone needs to ask Beale what the fuck he saw in him and Dessers BlueAvenger 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Apart from butland how can you sign so many fucking duds in one window? Even getting some rabid tarrier to do our signings couldn’t have fucked us this much. BlueAvenger and BlackpoolBear1952 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAvenger 10,270 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dickie said: Apart from butland how can you sign so many fucking duds in one window? Even getting some rabid tarrier to do our signings couldn’t have fucked us this much. Because Beale hadn’t a fuckin clue Boybluesy 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealWorldRich 625 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Lammers has some nice feet, I do think he has technical ability to a decent level. He really needs a good coach that can turn his talent into some kind of end product, be that the assists or the finish. But it's been some time since I've seen any of our players make progress at Rangers. When GvB came in our guys seem to decline rapidly and unfortunately that trend has continued since then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 2 hours ago, stuart1994 said: Must've been some strong drinks last night. Lammers has been nothing but utter fucking useless. I didn't mean last night I meant against livingston and there was another game he was active and looked interested but I forget who it was against. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueThunder 8,454 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 11 hours ago, Inigo said: £7.8 million spent on Lammers and Dessers. I would gladly accept £2m for the pair right now.(if the window was open and somebody was stupid enough to take them) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueThunder 8,454 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Straight-Edge-Loyal said: I didn't mean last night I meant against livingston and there was another game he was active and looked interested but I forget who it was against. He flatters to deceive - he does this weird run-at-players thing where he gives a shimmy to confuse them where to pass, and they pass by him anyway. He beats a player again and again then does nothing with the ball. Frustrating. He is obviously better than Dessers although they both pretty much contribute the square root of fuck all to the team. I think we could get some money for Lammers. Dessers I have no idea - maybe he was successful somewhere once and we can sell back at a low price. Would they want to go though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Just now, BlueThunder said: He flatters to deceive - he does this weird run-at-players thing where he gives a shimmy to confuse them where to pass, and they pass by him anyway. He beats a player again and again then does nothing with the ball. Frustrating. He is obviously better than Dessers although they both pretty much contribute the square root of fuck all to the team. I agree with that he's fucking useless but I'd hope a decent manager could get something out of him but I doubt it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiconicman 2,991 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 As shite as it is we need to freeze them out. Remove them from the 1st team, along with any others we want rid of and tell them to find new clubs (Tav, Goldson, Lundstram, Barisic) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,395 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 12 hours ago, Inigo said: £7.8 million spent on Lammers and Dessers. The good news is we talked Dessers old club down to the price we got him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCDBigBear 10,828 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 18 hours ago, don logan said: How are their agents going to find them clubs? We're stuck with them. Was like we were playing a really shitey game of pass the parcel. The music stopped and we're now stuck with the hopeless cunts while their former clubs high five each other. But it's okay because Mick Beale flew to Italy and looked them in the eyes before signing them. Then posted about it on Instagram. I did say TRY. RFC55 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAvenger 10,270 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, JCDBigBear said: I did say TRY. Maybe Grimsby or Crewe would take him !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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