bluenose244 2,618 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 minute ago, ElBufalo20 said: I wanna dance with Diomande i wanna feel the heat with Diomande Yeah I wanna dance with Diomande I want Diomande to love me You win ElBufalo20 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,386 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 7 hours ago, Tiger Shaw said: The day the forum died Don McLean Was he younger or older than Jim, Willie and Tommy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Maestro 11,218 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 6 hours ago, beararse said: It’s obviously a piss take. Double ban worthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,281 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, beararse said: For all the folk moaning on this thread (ban this cunt, I’ve now got eye cancer, WTF is this, punch yersel in the face, that’s my holiday ruined etc etc.) What the fuck did ye’s expect on a thread named ‘Diomande’s chant’? Same ones that will be singing it in a few weeks mate 👍 beararse 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RockwellGers 14,726 Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 19 hours ago, beararse said: To 2 Unlimited’s ‘No Limits’ Mo, Mo Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo Mo,Mo, Mo, Mo Diiooooomande My name's James My name's Todd My name's John Five guys called Mo Rowley Birkin, SPWF, theredhandofNewcastle and 8 others 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Essandoh 21,224 Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 40 minutes ago, RockwellGers said: My name's James My name's Todd My name's John Five guys called Mo One of the funniest skits of all time F-F-Finty Tint The Godfather, Bobby Hume, RockwellGers and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberfeldyBlue 1,558 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly Goldson with kaleidoscope eyes Dessers in the sky with Diomande Dessers in the sky with Diomande Dessers in the sky with Diomande aahhhhh-ah Bobby Hume, molesmole and Johnstone Burgh 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Macklin 541 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Ok, if we're just trying to outdo each other with terrible chants here's my effort. Sung to the tune of Sweet Caroline... Di-o-mande! BAH! BAH! BAH! He is really rather good! SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD! For Rangers he signed! BAH! BAH! BAH! Like big Phillipe said he should! That'll have Ibrox rocking. LegendofCoop, Bobby Hume and molesmole 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post beararse 6,386 Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 Time for a bit of culture. to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody 🤣 Is this the real life? Or football fantasy? Bought from a Dane’s side, born in the Côte d'Ivoire It opened my eyes, when I looked up at the Ibrox ‘sea’ I’m now a blue boy, and hate all the Tim’s I see Fuck Yang Hyun-Jun, a cunt called Oh, Liam Scales and Kyogo Arrived in the windoooow, and my name is Mo Diomaaaaandeeeee! MattyBlue, middli, LegendofCoop and 5 others 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
molesmole 1,066 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I love the Dio - Mande I love the Ket! My wife will give him a handy... Every time he finds the net. Any Tune beararse and Bobby Hume 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 74,208 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 12 minutes ago, molesmole said: I love the Dio - Mande I love the Ket! My wife will give him a handy... Every time he finds the net. Any Tune JackAlex93, Bobby Hume, molesmole and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Moody Blue Legend 61,611 Posted February 20 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 16 minutes ago, molesmole said: I love the Dio - Mande I love the Ket! My wife will give him a handy... Every time he finds the net. Any Tune molesmole, Bluekev, Negri's lovechild and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,077 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 2 hours ago, Essandoh said: One of the funniest skits of all time F-F-Finty Tint Pie and a Paris bun Bobby Hume and Essandoh 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,263 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 23 minutes ago, molesmole said: I love the Dio - Mande I love the Ket! My wife will give him a handy... Every time he finds the net. Any Tune Bobby Hume 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,674 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 5 hours ago, ElBufalo20 said: I wanna dance with Diomande i wanna feel the heat with Diomande Yeah I wanna dance with Diomande I just want Diomande to love me Now we’re talking Bobby Hume 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,884 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Can we have a sub forum for chants - then ban me from it evenstevens, Unionblue, The Godfather and 1 other 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBOO72 4,383 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Thinking Rio by Duran Duran is being overlooked here. I've got the first line but need some help with the rest. His name is Dio and he signed from Norsjelland........ Amokachi, LegendofCoop, Bobby Hume and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,386 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 15 minutes ago, KBOO72 said: Thinking Rio by Duran Duran is being overlooked here. I've got the first line but need some help with the rest. His name is Dio and he signed from Norsjelland........ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Macklin 541 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 50 minutes ago, KBOO72 said: Thinking Rio by Duran Duran is being overlooked here. I've got the first line but need some help with the rest. His name is Dio and he signed from Norsjelland........ Something something something flute band? Bobby Hume 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bobby Hume 13,147 Posted February 21 Popular Post Share Posted February 21 I have been up all night ... and I think this might just have a wee chance of getting aired when he scores a goal .... Mibbe's ... as it is a traditional tune often sung by our support .... Glory ... Glory .... Glasgow Rangers .... 😛 🎵 ... Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, ... And The Gers Go Marching On ...🎵 Oh! ... and please like and subscribe for more "songs" .... and ring that bell ... Goddammit .... 😛 🇬🇧 LegendofCoop, beararse, Hadron Collider and 2 others 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, Bobby Hume said: I have been up all night ... and I think this might just have a wee chance of getting aired when he scores a goal .... Mibbe's ... as it is a traditional tune often sung by our support .... Glory ... Glory .... Glasgow Rangers .... 😛 🎵 ... Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, Glory ... Glory .... Diomande, ... And The Gers Go Marching On ...🎵 Oh! ... and please like and subscribe for more "songs" .... and ring that bell ... Goddammit .... 😛 🇬🇧 And the winner is……. 👌 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Bobby Hume 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sliver fox 1,672 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 If it's pure shite we're all after, how about this little ditty: Aberdeen, Aberdeen, canny kick a jelly bean, Sellic canny kick a baw, Diomande is the best of all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 9 minutes ago, the sliver fox said: If it's pure shite we're all after, how about this little ditty: Aberdeen, Aberdeen, canny kick a jelly bean, Sellic canny kick a baw, Diomande is the best of all! Bobby Hume 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,386 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 to the tune of Suddenly I See by KT Tunstakk Diomandeeeeeeee (Diomandee) Looks fucking good to me Diomandeeeeeeee (Diomandee) Based on what I see Diomandeeeeeeee (Diomandee) So Pay his transfer fee Diomandeeeeeeee (Diomandee) Let’s hope he wants to play shite like Dundee (eeeee yeah yeahhhhh) 🤣🤣🤣 Negri's lovechild, Burt Macklin and Bobby Hume 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
evenstevens 892 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Often wondered if it was possible to laugh out loud and want to die with vicarious embarrassment at the same time. No longer! Negri's lovechild, Bobby Hume and beararse 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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