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44 minutes ago, sausagetrunks said:

He needs to step up tomorrow and fucking shoot first time. 

His goal scoring record is decent.

Infuriating when he doesn't shoot sooner Instead of taking 3 touches or more and giving defences/keepers time to react because he would become prolific if he did.

 

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1 hour ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:

His goal scoring record is decent.

Infuriating when he doesn't shoot sooner Instead of taking 3 touches or more and giving defences/keepers time to react because he would become prolific if he did.

 

Completely - he’d probably be in 30-40 goals (from the chances I remember seeing alone!) - increasingly think if he can get his confidence/head sorted he could be some player.  Always gets into good positions, is a pain for defenders, that final decision if it starts clicking guy will score bucketloads 

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5 minutes ago, Blue72 said:

Completely - he’d probably be in 30-40 goals (from the chances I remember seeing alone!) - increasingly think if he can get his confidence/head sorted he could be some player.  Always gets into good positions, is a pain for defenders, that final decision if it starts clicking guy will score bucketloads 

You took that too far!

:craphead:

Joking aside, he is our only hope given our injuries.

Good strikers score goals, great strikers win titles and even trebles!

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4 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:

You took that too far!

:craphead:

Joking aside, he is our only hope given our injuries.

Good strikers score goals, great strikers win titles and even trebles!

Haha - he’s been shite and scored 16 in the league - if he can sort that final product he’ll be pretty good.

reckon he’ll probably join Lammers in eredivisie and be Europe’s top goal scorer as we struggle to find a decent forward (like Danilo but never gonna be the main man) 

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14 minutes ago, Blue72 said:

Haha - he’s been shite and scored 16 in the league - if he can sort that final product he’ll be pretty good.

reckon he’ll probably join Lammers in eredivisie and be Europe’s top goal scorer as we struggle to find a decent forward (like Danilo but never gonna be the main man) 

I take my wife's bra off in less touches than Dessers takes ffs.

Regret it when her saggy  tits hit her ankles right enough.

Why do I  fuck up every wish I make?

Dirty genie bastard!!!

:unsure:

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49 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said:

Shoot on sight.

If he doesn't do it, then he deserves some cunt to shoot him on sight.

This will probably be the most intense game of his career.

Will define his legacy imo .

Hope to fuck he has the game of his life.

 

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7 hours ago, Blue72 said:

Haha - he’s been shite and scored 16 in the league - if he can sort that final product he’ll be pretty good.

reckon he’ll probably join Lammers in eredivisie and be Europe’s top goal scorer as we struggle to find a decent forward (like Danilo but never gonna be the main man) 

He's only scored 14 in the league. 

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We need Dessers to do something today.

The guy has been, to put it kindly, a mixed bag. His statistics really don't match what my eyes have seen and........ that is the Dessers conundrum.

He does have flashes of brilliance in him though, and we badly need one today.

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