SeparateEntityMyArse 54,858 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Your priorities are sound 😁 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/11142223/rangers-football-cheating-scotland-affair/ FOOTY FLING My husband loves Rangers more than me -I’m sick of it after 16 years so I’ve started cheating, my new man’s all about me A WIFE claims that her hubby forced her into the arms of another man because he cares more about his favourite football team than her. Tanya, 42, from Glasgow, grew tired of his obsession with Rangers after 16 years together. After the season started, she took advantage of her alone time while he attended games by finding a lover via the Illicit Encounters website. She’s now hoping Rangers enjoy a successful season so her partner spends less time around the house where she could be caught cheating. Tanya says: “It's always been a running joke, but he does love Rangers more than me. It's not really funny. “I started going out more on the chance I might meet someone, but then I started going online to seek an affair. “I started seeing him near the end of the last football season. That's how the calendar works in my household. “It was amazing. Every time my husband went off to the football, I'd arrange to see him. “It was dinner dates, drinks, walks - all the stuff I'd longed for. We didn't even have sex the first time, but the second date didn't last long and we went back to his. “Since then I've seen him pretty much every time the hubby has gone to watch Rangers. “He doesn't go just for the football, it's a full day out of boozing so I have loads of time to be with my new man.” She adds: “My husband can watch his team score, while I score with my lover so it's a win win. “The better Rangers are doing and the happier my husband is to watch them, the better for me. “This arrangement just sort of works, it's just a shame it came to this to be honest. Rangers play Celtic in a couple of weeks, and that will be a whole week of no interest from my husband so I'm even planning a weekend with my lover and saying I'm off with the girls. It's the perfect time to do it . “I can't explain how flat our marriage has become. But he has distractions like the football, where I don't. “Meeting my lover is my hobby now and I don't think my husband would ever clock on. “Without sounding like a football manager, I'll see how this season goes. “The past couple of weeks have been amazing getting back connected with my lover. “It's early days but I guess I am starting to have feelings for him.” 🤣🤣🤣 Ayrshire Blue 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAvenger 10,629 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 He probably loves the scum more than her !! (Old joke) SeparateEntityMyArse, B1872, scottyscott1963 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ForeverAndEver 72,901 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 Things that definitely didn’t happen cascadeshrimp, rbt1548, Dan Deacon and 8 others 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,513 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Tanya face ya bastard Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayro 3,315 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said: Things that definitely didn’t happen Still laughed at the “we didn’t even have sex the first time” line. theblueoysterbar and ForeverAndEver 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AberfeldyBlue 1,726 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 what a vile bitch We have a team of new players trying to gel, vital European games coming thick and fast, a Captain who has lost a yard of pace, a game against the JUngle Jims next week and all she can think about is her own selfish feelings and getting her hole reminds me of my ex wife.. mearns loyal, Jacklondon, gmcf and 16 others 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SeparateEntityMyArse 54,858 Posted August 25, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, AberfeldyBlue said: what a vile bitch We have a team of new players trying to gel, vital European games coming thick and fast, a Captain who has lost a yard of pace, a game against the JUngle Jims next week and all she can think about is her own selfish feelings and getting her hole reminds me of my ex wife.. Selfish cow. Hubby shouting about wanting more width and going long and the boot is taking it literally kelvd1873, Paisley Blue Loyal, Blacky Bear and 5 others 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,624 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Stories created by the media to fill pages as they are going down the pan. surfsup2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueboyG 5,404 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Ah fuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenoz 31,621 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 It's all about the Rangers. Hope the wee cow gets herpes. Ha! Smile 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PromDeAnglais 6,163 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 Aye. Let's have an affair in secret but then broadcast it in a national newspaper while still married. File under shite that didn't happen. Blue72, Albertz85, surfsup2 and 5 others 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Essandoh 21,572 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 Christ man if there was any doubt at all that the newspaper industry is at the bottom of the barrel fuck me Rowley Birkin, J-Maestro, Real Ranger and 6 others 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 19,347 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Tanya Turner Finny and Smile 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal72 12,867 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Why would she be shagging, and then tell the papers? Defeats everything she said. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,410 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 1 hour ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: Your priorities are sound 😁 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/11142223/rangers-football-cheating-scotland-affair/ FOOTY FLING My husband loves Rangers more than me -I’m sick of it after 16 years so I’ve started cheating, my new man’s all about me A WIFE claims that her hubby forced her into the arms of another man because he cares more about his favourite football team than her. Tanya, 42, from Glasgow, grew tired of his obsession with Rangers after 16 years together. After the season started, she took advantage of her alone time while he attended games by finding a lover via the Illicit Encounters website. She’s now hoping Rangers enjoy a successful season so her partner spends less time around the house where she could be caught cheating. Tanya says: “It's always been a running joke, but he does love Rangers more than me. It's not really funny. “I started going out more on the chance I might meet someone, but then I started going online to seek an affair. “I started seeing him near the end of the last football season. That's how the calendar works in my household. “It was amazing. Every time my husband went off to the football, I'd arrange to see him. “It was dinner dates, drinks, walks - all the stuff I'd longed for. We didn't even have sex the first time, but the second date didn't last long and we went back to his. “Since then I've seen him pretty much every time the hubby has gone to watch Rangers. “He doesn't go just for the football, it's a full day out of boozing so I have loads of time to be with my new man.” She adds: “My husband can watch his team score, while I score with my lover so it's a win win. “The better Rangers are doing and the happier my husband is to watch them, the better for me. “This arrangement just sort of works, it's just a shame it came to this to be honest. Rangers play Celtic in a couple of weeks, and that will be a whole week of no interest from my husband so I'm even planning a weekend with my lover and saying I'm off with the girls. It's the perfect time to do it . “I can't explain how flat our marriage has become. But he has distractions like the football, where I don't. “Meeting my lover is my hobby now and I don't think my husband would ever clock on. “Without sounding like a football manager, I'll see how this season goes. “The past couple of weeks have been amazing getting back connected with my lover. “It's early days but I guess I am starting to have feelings for him.” 🤣🤣🤣 Leftpegcoopz11 and Rowley Birkin 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,882 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Saw the sun and decided file under pish. fuckin rag on a we hate the Rangers first thing wednesday morning on a cracker of a tifo display,now the bastards want our other halves to be under suspicion. what ascummy fuckin pile of greyhound bedding. Leftpegcoopz11 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finny 5,856 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 My Mrs has been surprisingly happy with our form this season. I've tried telling her all week we should be better but she just seems to except it and I'm raging with our form. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowley Birkin 9,618 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 not the first time such a story has been in the papers for some reason i think its to have sellic fans laugh at the supposed Rangers fan LaudrupsPatrickBoots and scottyscott1963 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowley Birkin 9,618 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Finny said: My Mrs has been surprisingly happy with our form this season. I've tried telling her all week we should be better but she just seems to except it and I'm raging with our form. aye but what does she think about Rangers' form? scottyscott1963 and Finny 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,540 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I don’t even think this is the first time they’ve used this story. Pathetic. Rowley Birkin, scottyscott1963 and Dan Deacon 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamCoopz 19,605 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Watched this on footballers wives years ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 25,246 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 31 minutes ago, Rowley Birkin said: not the first time such a story has been in the papers for some reason i think its to have sellic fans laugh at the supposed Rangers fan Yeah im sure this exact same story but switch teams appeared a good couple years ago now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ianb1547 3,767 Posted August 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2023 my 2nd wife left me because she said football always came first.... Was a shame really, cos we'd been together for 4 seasons. theblueoysterbar, Hadron Collider, KeyserSoze and 16 others 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,624 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 59 minutes ago, G.E.C. said: Tanya Turner That's so pish it's funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
10pshortof17pound 2,579 Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 You deserved the penguin biscuit, hen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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