Albertz85 1,317 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 On 08/08/2024 at 18:28, Bigdave30 said: Tbh I hope I’m wrong, he bangs in 31 and I need to delete my account 😂 We have your name Bigdave and your statement is online forever 🤣 If he plays every game I wouldn't be surprised if he scores 30, and we are still all raging at him Bigdave30 and Tiger Shaw 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 13,002 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 12 minutes ago, Albertz85 said: We have your name Bigdave and your statement is online forever 🤣 If he plays every game I wouldn't be surprised if he scores 30, and we are still all raging at him If Tav leaves and he ends up our penalty taker it's almost a certainty. If he scores Tav's penalties last season he would have had 35 goals. That's while playing a lot less minutes than the likes of Shankland and having a poor start to the season while Beale was openly admitting to playing him when he wasn't 100%. Albertz85 and beararse 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimoo 1,565 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 2 hours ago, Bigdave30 said: Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough. And now when he visits websites the adverts on the side will be showing him dildos and bondage gear. beararse, Bigdave30 and Tiger Shaw 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rangers_no1 34,462 Posted August 10 Popular Post Share Posted August 10 On 08/08/2024 at 18:25, Bigdave30 said: If Dessers scores more than 30 goals this season I’ll post a picture of me with a black dildo up my arse 😂 @rabc10000 keep that dildo free in May. mearns loyal, rabc10000, Albion and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 55,321 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 On 08/08/2024 at 20:25, Bigdave30 said: If Dessers scores more than 30 goals this season I’ll post a picture of me with a black dildo up my arse 😂 Casually choosing the colour of item you're going to stick up your shiter is pretty detailed tbh. Bigdave30 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabc10000 5,094 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 29 minutes ago, Rangers_no1 said: @rabc10000 keep that dildo free in May. What one?. Added a couple more to the collection. King dong MK4 ( 16.5" fist shaped ) would be my suggestion if they want to do it properly Laudrupsleftfoot, Hadron Collider, blaudrup and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigdave30 9,129 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 39 minutes ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: Casually choosing the colour of item you're going to stick up your shiter is pretty detailed tbh. I get caught up in the details, a pedant, some would say, 😂 SeparateEntityMyArse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 12,769 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 hour ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said: Casually choosing the colour of item you're going to stick up your shiter is pretty detailed tbh. Once you've had black..... beararse and SeparateEntityMyArse 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beararse 6,883 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 2 hours ago, geronimoo said: And now when he visits websites the adverts on the side will be showing him dildos and bondage gear. That happens anyway. 🤣 As an aside, I discovered a couple of years back that my quiet and fairly dull neighbours made and sold PVC bondage gear. Curiosity got the better of me and I visited their website to find said neighbours (and their friends/business associates) posing in PVC hot pants, gimp suits and gas masks! Tiger Shaw, geronimoo and Albion 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
molesmole 1,366 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 On 06/08/2024 at 20:58, molesmole said: That's the first of 30! Count them down with me all season. 29 to go 28 to go JackAlex93, Hadron Collider, sprintervanman and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post the brown brogue 1,961 Posted August 10 Popular Post Share Posted August 10 Given that we've managed to get ourselves into a situation where the other two strikers in the squad are miles away from being able to contribute anything, Dessers is probably our most important player right now. WilliamMunny, Drunk and disorderly., Blueshoff and 3 others 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockwellGers 15,250 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 On 08/08/2024 at 18:25, Bigdave30 said: If Dessers scores more than 30 goals this season I’ll post a picture of me with a black dildo up my arse 😂 Jesus holy christ. Bigdave30 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,335 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Still a big dumpling heid lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,122 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 As long as he keeps scoring I will just comment on his beautiful eyes 16BlueSherbert90 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 37,436 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Had money on him as first goalscorer. Might just keep doing that every game and see where it gets me. Blue Skies and Rangers#1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloUSAGers 1,430 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Needs to stop trying to chip the keeper. It never comes off for him. Albertz85 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 63,328 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Unlucky with his chip. Scottywellhousetb, real boydie9, Roy Hobbs and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Hobbs 2,905 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 hour ago, graeme_4 said: Had money on him as first goalscorer. Might just keep doing that every game and see where it gets me. Carstairs probably Albion, Lovenkraaands and graeme_4 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolongawake 1,262 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 2 hours ago, RockwellGers said: Jesus holy christ. Get it bookmarked. MisterC and Albion 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 52,335 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Unlucky in his second half effort to launch a football into space for the first time. Bears r us, Lovenkraaands and OrangeRab 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockwellGers 15,250 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 55 minutes ago, toolongawake said: Get it bookmarked. I shan't Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 55,321 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 8 hours ago, Bigdave30 said: I get caught up in the details, a pedant, some would say, 😂 A deviant some would say... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 55,321 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 55,321 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 On 07/08/2024 at 16:01, SeparateEntityMyArse said: Dessers the goal scoring machine. Love him right now and will do until Saturday when I'm fairly confident I'll despise him again. Still love him x Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 15,074 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 13 hours ago, Bigdave30 said: Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough. Obviously speaking from experience. I will be taking a break from here if Dessers scores 29 goals and counting... 16BlueSherbert90 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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