* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,188]

1 minute ago, Docspawn said:

If only Dumbelly was playing..... oh he is !!

Great in defence though, I thought he wis a sriker

 

[Vanoli 4,625]

I'll be so triggered if we haven't beaten these clowns at least once by seasons end. They are a bang average side. 

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

dembele dollars looks a bit overweight there!

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,188]

Mutton...that was harsh.....Dumbelly stood on his foot

 

[Prso's headband 35,559]

Look at the size of him man  Big fat cunt. 

65% of the ball no shots on target and no shots at goal 

Who does that remind you of

[Inigo 32,534]

Get that Kuzyaev off. Good player but he's booked and that was a daft challenge for a guy on a yellow.

[Vision 16,729]

2 minutes ago, THE_MIGHTY_BEARS said:

Anyone got a stream link I want to see this?

http://tuttosportweb.eu/ch5.html

[TMB 14,167]

http://live.livewidget.net/streamvideo10/zenit-petersburg-vs-celtic-live-stream-4595857.html

[Escobar 13,676]

3 minutes ago, G.E.C. said:

How warm is a football ground under a closed roof? Loads of Zenit players in short sleeves.

-11 outside and 15 inside  

[jim beam 2,188]

Zenit need another goal hopefully another couple the Tarriers are bang average if not below that but I wouldn’t put it past the cunts to get one in the last minutes if it stays at 2-0.

[jjbscotty12 3,560]

The 50million man is absolute pish ad take morelos everyday of the week 

[2nd Flute 14,036]

This can't be right,TLB said the Beast could win this tournament!!! ???

[Getstiffed 8,863]

Haven't watched their games domestically or in Europe but from what I've read Dembele hasn't seemed interested at all this season.

Having thumb heed out is defo a blow to them cause he seems happy enough being a top player in amongst the SPFL dross.

[2nd Flute 14,036]

1 minute ago, fanaticCR said:

-11 outside and 15 inside  

-11 ...the tarrier formation?  ?

[miracle 7,819]

Might work out better for us if it stays like this for a while.   The tims will be chasing the crucial away goal, tiring themselves out and risking injury whereas if Zenit get a few more early in the second half they can accept the tanking and take their best players off to rest for Sunday.

[TMB 14,167]

celtic will need to open up to try and get that away goal.  It might play right in to Zenit's hands.  

[magic8ball 27,901]

36 minutes ago, Terry Hurlock Loyal said:

I heard that call, the guy was on the windup - medical conditions which requires you to remove your top!!! What a load of pish, try telling that to a judge when you are near a playpark or primary school!! Keevins bottled it with this caller, should have told him to do one.

I missed the start of the call so didn't hear what the guy was meant to have wrong .

 

[RFC55 109,155]

7 minutes ago, Prso's headband said:

Look at the size of him man  Big fat cunt. 

65% of the ball no shots on target and no shots at goal 

Who does that remind you of

Said it before everyone that was at Watford back in the day have the one way of playing and not one clue as to how to change it if it doesn't work.

They 2 cunts are a clone of each other 

[Inigo 32,534]

That's no a second yellow. Lol. Desperate fhilth.

[Jam_piece 633]

No goals, no shots on goal. A winger with no kneck, a striker with no value, a captain with no brains, a team with no talent, a manager with no idea. Looks like no more europe for a club with no morals, no conscience and supposedly no knowledge of children in their care being raped and the only cunt that can be proven to have known is no longer with us but acted like he didnt know when he was. 

[Mor3los_1 3,672]

Blaming the ref already, lol. They've been outplayed and outclassed

[kaiser1041 9,088]

??turned it on there to see the goals and instead saw to cunt that look like there made out of putty blame the ref 

 

[Jakes Pal 5,607]

10 minutes ago, G.E.C. said:

How warm is a football ground under a closed roof? Loads of Zenit players in short sleeves.

They are pumping hot air into the stadium. They asked Lawell his opinion on Rangers and the SFA and hey presto, instant defrost. 

[eejay the dj 31,964]

Still think the scum will spawn through

[TMB 14,167]

If celtic get pumped out of Europe tonight, and get a poor result against Aberdeen at the weekend, I think we'll see the mhanky mob starting to turn on Brenda.