Daily Rebel today - disgraceful and needs to be challenged by the club

[the cry was no 3,035]

This rhag is plumbing new depths even for them. 

IRA march through Govan ending in chaos?  OF game tomorrow? Caught publishing pish yesterday? Need to retract and apologise for said bullshit?

OK so lets publish some top level bile about Rangers and their fans that wouldn't be out of place on ill phil's hatefest blog.....

 

 

Inside the life of a celtic supporter infiltrating Rangers fans to sing bad songs - OldFirmFacts

Twitter's funny man is back and this time he takes a look at the sectarianism debate in Scottish football.

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Old Firm Facts

06:00, 31 AUG 2019

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The bit I can never get right is which syllable to emphasise. Is it ‘We’re up to our knees in FE***n blood’ or ‘We’re up to our knees in fe***n BLOOD?’.

Obviously, being deep undercover it’s not the kind of question I can just ask the Bear next to me but it’s been doing my head in for years.

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Sorry I’m getting ahead of myself. I should explain a bit about why I have been learning those songs.

My name’s Martin, and I’m a celtic supporter, born and bred. I’m a season-ticket holder too. At Ibrox.

You might have read about guys like me on Rangers forums.

Or, more likely, you might have been sent screenshots from Rangers forums accompanied by cry-laughing emojis.

The 3000 section of Ibrox closed off to fans after UEFA sanctions (Image: Action Images via Reuters)

The sender might have said something like “Haha state of these warped sevconians convinced we’re infiltrating their support lol”.

The screenshot itself might have asked if there are infiltrators within the Rangers support and add “know the person next to you. Could they be that obsessed to have season tickets to go to the games to hurt us and tarnish our name to get us kicked out of Europe etc?”.

Your (perfectly understandable) reaction might have been “Haha no way typical lol”.

And yet. For years now I’ve been vindicating those supposedly “paranoid” Rangers fans by infiltrating their support. It’s not been easy but boy has it been worth it.

My first game was in the early ’90s. I’d been following celtic since the late ‘70s, but by this point we were utter sh**e.

I’m talking Wayne Biggins era. The age of “actually, we pushed Raith Roversevery step of the way in that final”.

(Image: Internet Unknown)

Me and my pals Declan, Seamus, Rudi Vata and Big Seamus donned our staunchest brogues and immediately set about learning that weird air punch/swagger/shuffle routine you’ll be familiar with from the Rangers supporters taking to the floor in T2: Trainspotting’s “No more Catholics” scene.

Obviously we couldn’t just start Billyboying away willy nilly. We worked hard at gaining the trust of the Bears surrounding ourselves in the stands, and tried to sell them on the merits of casual bigotry.

To a man (or Bear), they turned to me and said: “Yes Martin, I understand you wanting to antagonise our city rivals but why the anti-Catholic lyrics?”

I realised that these Rangers fans weren’t actually bothered either way about Catholics, so I knew I had to redouble my efforts if I was to make the rest of Scottish society believe that Ibrox was home to thousands of people singing anti-Catholic songs for decades.

To this day, it still amazes me that just because you can hear thousands of Rangers fans singing about being “up to our knees in fe***n blood” people assume this somehow reflects badly on Rangers fans.

Quite the opposite. Myself and my fellow infiltrators taught them the words and encouraged them every step on the way. As those innocent Rangers fans suggest on their forums, this one’s entirely on celtic fans.

(Image: Rangers FC/Press Association Images)

You’ll have noticed the indignant responses of many genuine Rangers fans this week following UEFA’s decision to punish Rangers for their songbook.

A popular line has been “If we’re going to get into trouble we need to stop singing the songs”. You might be thinking, “Isn’t the fact that singing about f****n’ blood is indisputably A Bad Thing a more pressing reason?”, but don’t blame them. I’ve been convincing the Bears around me to use that line.

Since UEFA’s intervention I’ve been working overtime in my quest to spread disinformation. Every tweet you see from a Rangers fan that makes you think “Wow, these people simply do not get it” was actually posted by me from one of my numerous burner accounts.

Bet you feel stupid now. You might have seen a Rangers fan tweet about “handwringers” wanting to “grass us in to UEFA” and thought “Why don’t they realise objecting to anti-Catholic lyrics in 2019 is light years from handwringing?”. Sorry, but that one was me.

Maybe you read a Rangers fan urge his fellow Bears: “Remember record the CFC game tonight.

“Listen for any chants thst (sic) may be deemed racist or sectarian & the new @farenet member here will pass on to them” and thought “Well, this person seems incapable of taking ownership of his own flaws and is instead trying to deflect the blame onto his rival, like a five-year-old in a sandpit”. You would have been 100 per cent right, only that was me too.

After all those years labelling the people who sang “FTP” and “up to our knees in fe***n blood” as bigots, you’re probably feeling a bit sheepish. Don’t. You’re just one of thousands who’ve been taken in by The Rogues in Brogues.

And if you’re reading this fellow Bears, ignore everything above this sentence. See you for a classic singalong on Sunday.

WATP.

[RFC55 109,071]

They cunts are seriously no well heeds

[Heshootshescores 1,905]

Whoever hates Rangers so much to conceive that, needs to speak to a doctor very soon. 

[Lloyd 10,756]

It’s a fake story the guy has made up. What are the club supposed to say?

[The Dude 20,026]

"You’re just one of thousands who’ve been taken in by The Rogues in Brogues."

And there's cunts taking this remotely serious. 😂

[blueballss 2,971]

FFS 

[Bears r us 30,810]

23 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

They cunts are seriously no well heeds

I have not read it all mate, but the bit that I did is honestly unbelievable. I hope there is some way of the Club finding out who this utter cunt is and removing his ticket.

I you did not laugh you would certainly at these fuckers. 

[tannerall 25,935]

Ha ha, total nutter.

But he does seem to have a better command of the English language and the measure of  your average (and I mean very average) Daily Retard Journalist. 

(Of course it might just be the Retard's innovative "PRINT FIRST, CHECK FACTS AND TRUTH LATER" policy.  And we'll be getting a disclaimer from the Lyndsay Herron, or another courageous journalist who can't do their jobs properly in Monday's Retard}

[STEPPS BOY 74,000]

[16BlueSherbert90 19,224]

Here we go...

[Bears r us 30,810]

15 minutes ago, The Dude said:

"You’re just one of thousands who’ve been taken in by The Rogues in Brogues."

And there's cunts taking this remotely serious. 😂

I may have jumped in too soon mate, but is this not printed in the DR as a true story? or have I missed the part where they say 'by the way this is just fiction' I am now not sure what to believe. 

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

You widnae mind if it was funny but these cunts just ain't got it, to be honest if I was the perpetrator I'd blame a Hammarby fan for scribing this shit. 

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

3 minutes ago, tannerall said:

Ha ha, total nutter.

But he does seem to have a better command of the English language and the measure of  your average (and I mean very average) Daily Retard Journalist. 

(Of course it might just be the Retard's innovative "PRINT FIRST, CHECK FACTS AND TRUTH LATER" policy.  And we'll be getting a disclaimer from the Lyndsay Herron, or another courageous journalist who can't do their jobs properly in Monday's Retard}

I'm surprised wae Herron, worked beside his auld man for years, nice man.

[LegendofCoop 17,359]

I couldn't follow any of that?  Was he actually a celtic fan or not? 

[The Dude 20,026]

3 minutes ago, Bears r us said:

I may have jumped in too soon mate, but is this not printed in the DR as a true story? or have I missed the part where they say 'by the way this is just fiction' I am now not sure what to believe. 

"Inside the life of a celtic supporter infiltrating Rangers fans to sing bad songs - OldFirmFacts

Twitter's funny man is back and this time he takes a look at the sectarianism debate in Scottish football."

From the very start of the article.

[tannerall 25,935]

18 minutes ago, The Dude said:

"You’re just one of thousands who’ve been taken in by The Rogues in Brogues."

And there's cunts taking this remotely serious. 😂

Think you've got more confidence in the Retard than the general poster on here does.

Nothing surprises me what the media print now, always an agenda or a fuck up when it comes to our club. 

[The Dude 20,026]

Just now, LegendofCoop said:

I couldn't follow any of that?  Was he actually a celtic fan or not? 

No. It's a piss-take. It's a group called 'Rogues in Brogues' containing Seeamus, Rudi Vata and Declan.

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

1 minute ago, LegendofCoop said:

I couldn't follow any of that?  Was he actually a celtic fan or not? 

Do you honestly care.

[OhW 4,669]

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

"Inside the life of a celtic supporter infiltrating Rangers fans to sing bad songs - OldFirmFacts

Twitter's funny man is back and this time he takes a look at the sectarianism debate in Scottish football."

From the very start of the article.

Aye it’s a real rib-tickler. 

[Burts91 427]

Just a story written by this mongo. It’s satirical but the guys a fat mongo none the less

 

he reported me on Twitter when I called Megan Rapinoe a cunt n got me put in Twitter jail for a few days. 

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

10 minutes ago, Sweettartangirl said:

Here we go...

To be fair it could fill an otherwise boring rainy Saturday, hopefully the 'banter' will be funnier than the original post

[theblueoysterbar 19,658]

It takes a special type of retard not to be able to do satire properly.

[sRcFoCt 7,671]

I must be a mong cause I never laughed once at that, twitters funny man thank fuck I'm not on twitter if that's funny.

[lidorfc 6,665]

The Rogues in Brogues would be a great name for a band tbf.

[Gascoigne8 3,378]

"Twitters funny man"

 

You could do about 12 year in the jail for that under the trades description act