them

[aird 3,781]

8 minutes ago, mrmojorisin said:

Hero. 

[MacBoyd 5,484]

24 minutes ago, mrmojorisin said:

Near forgot about that daft cunt

[ayro 3,015]

1 minute ago, .Williamson. said:

Morelos is up there with my favourite people ever 

Love everything about him, will be absolutely gutted when he leaves us.

Hope he sticks around for a crack at the CL.

[mrmojorisin 13,640]

[Dickie 12,905]

Marvin Bartley says although it was correct to send off mcgregor he thinks as it was a derby match the referee should have let the second foul go as Rangers scored and that is punishment enough,cunt obviously been headering to many balls.

[johanhentze 14,096]

8 minutes ago, Dickie said:

Marvin Bartley says although it was correct to send off mcgregor he thinks as it was a derby match the referee should have let the second foul go as Rangers scored and that is punishment enough,cunt obviously been headering to many balls.

What a ridiculous thing to say

[Mor3los_1 3,672]

Rumoured that Howe to be announced soon with the dream team of Mark Burchill and Marvin Bartley 😂                Possibly Grant aswell although I saw he was linked with Falkirk today

[mrmojorisin 13,640]

18 minutes ago, Tak3rNo1 said:

Rumoured that Howe to be announced soon with the dream team of Mark Burchill and Marvin Bartley 😂                Possibly Grant aswell although I saw he was linked with Falkirk today

Peter the pointer..

 

Ironically sacked for lack of points 

[mrmojorisin 13,640]

The hypocrisy from the cunts never ceases to amaze  you.

 

[Dickie 12,905]

5 minutes ago, mrmojorisin said:

The hypocrisy from the cunts never ceases to amaze  you.

 

The only place they stand with him is in the queue at the jobcentre.

[Raligt 2,541]

[Hadron Collider 30,997]

1 minute ago, Raligt said:

£25 mil for Edouard they’re asking. 

[cr3_bear 14,892]

Scott Brown entered the old firm scene on the receiving end of a 3-0 pumping at Ibrox and left in on the receiving end of a 4-1 pumping at Ibrox 

[mrmojorisin 13,640]

[Vision 16,729]

2 hours ago, mrmojorisin said:

 

He leaves that lanky streak a pish in tears Just before that 

[Hadron Collider 30,997]

38 minutes ago, Vision said:

 

He leaves that lanky streak a pish in tears Just before that 

Alfie giving it large to that moaning spent cunt. 😂😂

[scottyscott1963 18,408]

7 hours ago, rbt1548 said:

I'm not sure if that was his bin or his wardrobe he put the jersey into

I'm going for 'that was his whole wardrobe'.....,a shirt for all occasions was chucked in the bin.

[Vision 16,729]

[Raligt 2,541]

 

[TamCoopz 19,605]

Didn’t realise Andy Walker had been banned by both old firm clubs 

[AdzKyle 7,871]

7 hours ago, Vision said:

 

He leaves that lanky streak a pish in tears Just before that 

“He’s got to be sent off”. Haha desperate or what 

[SteveEarle 9,774]

1 hour ago, TamCoopz said:

Didn’t realise Andy Walker had been banned by both old firm clubs 

Should add him to the thread title

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

1 hour ago, TamCoopz said:

Didn’t realise Andy Walker had been banned by both old firm clubs 

Wee andy nae pals.

[RFC55 109,146]

10 hours ago, Tak3rNo1 said:

Rumoured that Howe to be announced soon with the dream team of Mark Burchill and Marvin Bartley 😂                Possibly Grant aswell although I saw he was linked with Falkirk today

So that will be why Bartley commented the other day?

 

Albeit they fell out with him after he said we are by far the best side he's faced 

[GersInCanada 7,775]

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End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10

lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.

Bain - 1/10

He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.

Conor Hazard - 2/10

Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.

You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.

Christopher Julien 4/10

Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.

Greg Taylor - 1/10

He's a H**, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a H**. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a H**.

Shane Duffy - 1/10

Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.

Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10

I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a H**.

Kristofer Ajer - 3/10

Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.

Anthony Ralston - 9/10

We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.

Stephen Welsh - 5/10

Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.

Diego Laxalt - 2/10

Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a H**.

Nir Biton - 1/10

A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.

Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.

Scott Brown 2/10

Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.

Soro - 4/10

Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.

David Turnbull - 4/10

Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.

Ryan Christie - 1/10

In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.

Tom Rogic - 1/10

Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.

Mikey Johnston - 1/10

Like most promising youths to break through at celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.

Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10

But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.

Callum McGregor - 1/10

Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.

James Forrest - 4/10

He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.

Leigh Griffiths - 1/10

Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.

Albian Ajeti - 1/10

Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.

Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10

Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.

Patryk Klimala - 1/10

If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.

Oliver Ntcham - 2/10

Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.

Boli Bolingoli - 2/10

Terrible at football but isn't a H** so gets an extra point.

Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10

At least had the decency to %^*& off.

Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10

He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.